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"Sickness comes on horseback and departs on foot". Dutch proverb / Forbes

"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter". Country Living magazine.

"Apart from painting and gardening, I'm no good at anything". Claude Monet

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realise half of them are stupider that that!" George Carlin

"The tragedy of old age is not that one is old but that one is young". Oscar Wilde

"It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depresssion when you lose yours" Harry S Truman

"All the happiness in the world can't buy you money". Toby Keith / singer songwriter.

"Skyscrapers are wrong, on so many levels" Anon.

"I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house". Zsa Zsa Gabor