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"Sickness comes on horseback and departs on foot". Dutch proverb / Forbes

"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter". Country Living magazine.

"Apart from painting and gardening, I'm no good at anything". Claude Monet

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realise half of them are stupider that that!" George Carlin

"The tragedy of old age is not that one is old but that one is young". Oscar Wilde

"It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depresssion when you lose yours" Harry S Truman

"All the happiness in the world can't buy you money". Toby Keith / singer songwriter.

"Skyscrapers are wrong, on so many levels" Anon.

"I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house". Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Egotist: a person of low taste, more interested in himself than me". Ambrose Bierce (author).

Happy Birthday to Swaffam Rover. :party:

"We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we want another which will be eternal." Anatole France

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society, over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorises it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frédéric Bastiat, quoted on Fee.Org

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. Leo J. Burke, ibid.

I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarves’. Nick Helm, Time Out Edinburgh

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. Frank McKinney Hubbard, quoted on NPR

"The rich have forgotten to be afraid of the poor" Liam Cunningham (actor)

"If you are not in the obituaries, eat breakfast. Carl Reiner

"Just because no one complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect". Benny Hill

"An idiot with a plan can beat a genius without a plan." Warren Buffett.