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  1. Barmitzvah Boy

    Migglesbrough V Rovers: 16th March 2024

    This weekend sees the Waggoty bus ending its way up to the land of the Mogga, the mighty Middlesbrough. I have decided to give the Rovers ticket office a tinkle (not before 11am in case I wake them from their slumbers) and buy a ticket for this so so important match. Both teams have problems...
  2. Barmitzvah Boy

    Rovers v Plymouth: The Ultimate 6 Pointer 😱

    Rovers are imploding before our very eyes. Looking at the table after last night’s results tells us why a Rovers win is imperative. I predict a 2-0 win to Plymouth. Can the Hindu gods save us. Let’s hope out goalkeeper grows extra arms. Will we see any chick chicks on the pitch? 🐔🐔
  3. Barmitzvah Boy

    Tony Parkes

    Please get it signed...
  4. Barmitzvah Boy

    Swansea v Rovers: 2nd March 2024

    I write this wee preview after just hearing that the divisive prick George Galloway has just won the Rochdale by-election. Apparently the turn out was about 5% and many of those who bothered to vote did so multiple times. It is events like this that make me ashamed to be British; we have the...
  5. Barmitzvah Boy

    Cardiff v Rovers: 20th February 2024

    The bus rolls on down to South Wales. Normally the team would have flown to the likes of Cardiff, Swansea, Norwich and Southampton however in order to save the planet, or more likely a few £££ the team will be boarding the new ‘Waggotty Bus’ down to the green valleys of South Wales. Rovers New...
  6. Barmitzvah Boy

    The nations 2nd biggest underachievers - PNE v Rovers: 17th February 2024

    Preston bound on Saturday against a team where our luck seems to always run out. They must be the luckiest team in the nation when they play us. I just hope Eustce fires our players up for this game in the same way that the Preston manager bloke does. JDT seemed incapable of doing so. I...
  7. Barmitzvah Boy

    Rovers v Stoke: 10th February 2024

    In case anybody forgot due to focusing on the Circus performing down the road at Ewood and Brockhall we have a game tomorrow. For your information we play Stoke. Will we get a new manager ‘kick - on’? Will we play the same old sh!te? Are the fans revolting? Will the chickens come home to...
  8. Barmitzvah Boy

    Rovers v QPR: 3rd February 2024

    Just a quick reminder that we have a football match at Ewood this weekend and a bloody important one. Rovers need to pull themselves away from a relegation dogfight and this is the ideal opportunity to show our X rated bully boy credentials. We will of course be without our midfield schnauzer...
  9. Barmitzvah Boy

    Rovers v Huddersfield: 20th January 2024

    2024 has not yet been kind to Rovers. December 2023 was bad enough and now the pressure is on JDT to get his players to deliver* on the pitch, GB to deliver in the transfer window, and SW and the Venkoids to stump up some cash - whoops I just remembered they can’t 😂😂😂!! This has rapidly...
  10. Barmitzvah Boy

    WBA v Rovers: 13th January 2024

    The games are coming fast and furious, sadly our players are slow and ponderous. As you settle down to watch the game against the Boggies I will be siting down to yet another cruise meal lubricated by vast amounts of Barolo. Yes it is the annual cruise to catch some sun while 95% of the UK...
  11. Barmitzvah Boy

    The Magic of the FA Cup. Rovers v Cambridge: 6th January 2024

    On Saturday Cambridge United are welcomed to ‘Fortress Ewood’ and will no doubt be the latest team to feel the wrath of our magical strike force. Saturday is also ‘Digital Day’ and all tickets sold with either have to be loaded to your mobile phone or, in true green hypocritical fashion, they...
  12. Barmitzvah Boy

    Rovers v Rotherham: 1st January 2024 😮

    Monday beckons and Ewood Park is destined to be a very wet and desolate place. The weather forecast is atrocious and a slightly over 1/4 full stadium could well also be a very lonely place for our Head Coach Driver Jon DHL Thomason. Rovers go into this game at 46 gpm* whilst Rotherham are...
  13. Barmitzvah Boy

    Hull v Rovers: 29th December 2023

    The end of the World year is nigh. Many Rovers fans have been collectively slashing their buttocks after the Boxing Day defeat at Huddersfield. Tomorrow evening in a wet, dreary, manky, scummy Hull (all the same adjectives I would use to describe Blackburn) it is the battle of the titans. It...
  14. Barmitzvah Boy

    Huddersfield v Rovers: 26th December 2023

    Huddersfield away on Boxing Day, when did we last get a home game on that day? A sell out game at the Notwhat Stadium along with 2,300 loud and proud Rovers fans. I predict a 3-2 win for the Rovers. A very Happy Christmas to my merry band of brothers on roversfans.com Love n Kisses BB 🍆
  15. Barmitzvah Boy

    Southampton v Rovers: 16th September 2023

    It’s nearly Christmas and let us hope that Santa is a Rovers fan and brings us an early present of 3 points at St Mary’s this Saturday. We need a change of luck as Adam Armstrong is hitting top form and our very own Sammy Szmodics appears to be struggling. Our very own cheerleader Anne...
  16. Barmitzvah Boy

    Rovers v Bristol City: 12th December 2023

    A game to get our pulses going? Sadly I think not. Our lowest league gate of the season to date beckons as many fans stay at home in the warmth to watch the game on the red button. The deals done by the EFL stink and it will get worse. I of course will be getting off my sweet and dainty...
  17. Barmitzvah Boy

    What do you want for Christmas - Rovers themed

    When I clicked on this I was expecting a blue & white battery powered ‘thingy’ 😳😂😂😂 As for a Rovers themed pressie I would like a new Rovers teddy please.
  18. Barmitzvah Boy

    Rovers v Leeds: 9th December 2023

    An early start on Saturday due Police advice. Rovers host durty Leeds and their less than pleasant fans. We could have done with the wonderful 😬 Suella Braverman running the show at Ewood as she would have offered 0 tickets and would have threatened to “send them back” with the Leeds coaches...
  19. Barmitzvah Boy

    Sheffield Wednesday v Rovers: 2nd December 2023

    “Hark the Herald Angels sing The Burnley ran away We will sing for ever more Because of Boxing Day” I am getting well and truly into the Christmas spirit (vodka, gin, whisky and rum) and this will start on Saturday when our first game of December brings us 3 points at Wednesday. Mind you I...
  20. Barmitzvah Boy

    Rovers v Birmingham: 29 November 2023

    Tonight is the clash of the small town team and the big city club. I am predicting a 2-1 win for Rovers and a welcome and much needed home victory. It is also an opportunity to see Wayne Rooney in the flesh. I wonder if his missus Waynetta ‘Wagetha’ Rooney will also be present. I am also...
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