roversfans Agony Aunt Questions

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Good afternoon, I have looked around on the t’interweb but am struggling. Can anyone recommend a good make of commode. It needs to be sturdy and have a decent size receptacle.

Asking for a friend. Thank you

 

[Drog]

This company in Ossie will prob be able to sort it. https://www.millercare.co.uk/commodes/

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

I am having my septic tank emptied and cleaned today by a dingle from Cliviger.

Is this the ultimate career for a Burnley fan?

No responses please .

 

[Drog]

Don't tell him you are a rovers fan or he might reverse the flow of his tank from suck to blow.