• NEXT GAME: Itswich Town (as my mate also says) F.C
    Friday 29th March 2024
    Kick off 17.30
    Ewood Park
    Championship

What Music do you listen to?

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ABBEY

Guest
gutted i missed 5 finger death punch last night in leeds and by all accounts i missed an all time great gig.
 

yoda

Senior Member
Tomorrow I get my turn table back from a service after being in storage and have upgraded the speakers which will have to be Christened, so about to fall in love with vinyl all over again and I think Led Zeppelin 1 will be 1st up, hope the neighbours like it

:grinning:
 
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ABBEY

Guest
Just heard something on the news that a band called stormsie have won a Brit award. I must be getting old ,I've genuinely never heard of them or heard them play.
 

Wilpshire Blue

Senior Member
Last ever printed edition of the NME this Friday after 66 years :(

Was my main source of album reviews and gig guides pre-internet (i.e. when I was at school)
 

yoda

Senior Member
Jilted John (Mcdonnell)


I've been going out with a girl,
her name is Nugee
But last night she said to me,
when we were on the telly
(This is what she said)
She said listen John,
I love you
But there's this bloke, I fancy
I don't want to two time you,
so it's the end for you and me

Who's this bloke I asked her
Coooooorbyn, she replied
Not THAT puff, I said dismayed
Yes but he's no puff she cried

I was so upset that I cried,
all the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Corbyn,
standing at the bus stop
(And guess who was with him? Yeah, Lady Nugee, and they were both laughing at me)
Oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for Corbyn
Just cos he's a better groomer than me
He thinks that he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron, Corbyn is a moron
Corbyn is a moron, CORBYN IS A MORON!!

Here we go, two three four…..

Oh she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair

I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah
(I ought to smash his face in.)
(Yeah, but he's bigger than me. In't he?)
(I know, I'll get Putin to hit him. He'd nuke him)
(Yeah but Putin's a mate of Corbyn's in'e?)
(Oh well, I don't care)

But I know he's a moron, Corbyn is a moron
Corbyn is a moron, CORBYN IS A MORON!!
 
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