Barmitzvah Boy
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A trip down memory land beckons on the 21st October. It is just over 45 years since a trip on the Football Special to watch Rovers grind out a 0-0 draw, the only highlight was meeting a couple of nice girls from Mill Hill who ‘entertained‘ us in an old fashioned 1st Class carriage on the return journey.
Apparently sex on the train is quite a thing in Japan,; it does not appear to have caught on yet on the Blackburn to Manchester service, if it did it would give you plenty of time given the delays. Back to Japan it is becoming quite the rage to have late night ‘Orgy Trains‘ where they even film and post their activities on social media. You would only know if your nearest and dearest had been taken up the sidings by the photographs of their backsides....in my case I would be looking for the backend of a bus rather than back end of a train. I chose the best photograph possible without being pornographic.
I have been looking for a new enterprise for a while now and I have just come up with the idea of a Pleasington to Bamber Bridge Santa steamy sex special......£10 for a 5 minute ride to heaven and back.
As is usual I have researched famous female fans supporting Watford. it was quite easy. These are my findings:
1. Jennifer Anniston
2. Mila Kunis
3. Elena John
4. Ginger Spice
Wow, what stunners these four are.
Former Luton owner Elton John carries on regardless with his love of the Club. He has plenty going on in his personal life after having married his boyfriend Barry (who hails from Bognor); together they have raised a child who looks so like our Elton. This is his lover boy Barry:
Pictured below is a photograph of their offspring Joe ‘90’ John.
I have researched the history of Watford and have struggled to come up with anything apart from the John connection. I did manage to find out two other facts. Firstly Mary Portas comes from Watford; she invented the portaloo. Secondly the potato peeler was invented by the mother-in-law of a bus driver who was bitten by a dog with rabies on Watford High Street.
This game is going to be a toughie for Rovers. Watford played some flowing football whilst in the Premiership and have carried on exciting their fans. I do hope we have Bradley Dack back for this game. It would be interesting to see if Tony players both Dack and Dolan in the same team; my preference should be to use Dolan as an impact substitute. Our other concern is Williams who has tested positive for Covid-19; he is a fit young man and hopefully recovery is rapid, this is such a pity given his recent excellent form.
I do hope we get all three points. Rovers will be travelling down the Yellow Brick Road and Armstrong is our Rocket Man. Rovers please Don’t go Breaking my Heart and if we win it will be a few snifters and hopefully I’m Still Standing. If Dolan scores, as I predict, it will be a case of Come Back Baby.
2-0 to Rovers!
As for Kate she predicts a 1-0 win and she wishes to join our Prediction League
Apparently sex on the train is quite a thing in Japan,; it does not appear to have caught on yet on the Blackburn to Manchester service, if it did it would give you plenty of time given the delays. Back to Japan it is becoming quite the rage to have late night ‘Orgy Trains‘ where they even film and post their activities on social media. You would only know if your nearest and dearest had been taken up the sidings by the photographs of their backsides....in my case I would be looking for the backend of a bus rather than back end of a train. I chose the best photograph possible without being pornographic.
I have been looking for a new enterprise for a while now and I have just come up with the idea of a Pleasington to Bamber Bridge Santa steamy sex special......£10 for a 5 minute ride to heaven and back.
As is usual I have researched famous female fans supporting Watford. it was quite easy. These are my findings:
1. Jennifer Anniston
2. Mila Kunis
3. Elena John
4. Ginger Spice
Wow, what stunners these four are.
Former Luton owner Elton John carries on regardless with his love of the Club. He has plenty going on in his personal life after having married his boyfriend Barry (who hails from Bognor); together they have raised a child who looks so like our Elton. This is his lover boy Barry:
Pictured below is a photograph of their offspring Joe ‘90’ John.
I have researched the history of Watford and have struggled to come up with anything apart from the John connection. I did manage to find out two other facts. Firstly Mary Portas comes from Watford; she invented the portaloo. Secondly the potato peeler was invented by the mother-in-law of a bus driver who was bitten by a dog with rabies on Watford High Street.
This game is going to be a toughie for Rovers. Watford played some flowing football whilst in the Premiership and have carried on exciting their fans. I do hope we have Bradley Dack back for this game. It would be interesting to see if Tony players both Dack and Dolan in the same team; my preference should be to use Dolan as an impact substitute. Our other concern is Williams who has tested positive for Covid-19; he is a fit young man and hopefully recovery is rapid, this is such a pity given his recent excellent form.
I do hope we get all three points. Rovers will be travelling down the Yellow Brick Road and Armstrong is our Rocket Man. Rovers please Don’t go Breaking my Heart and if we win it will be a few snifters and hopefully I’m Still Standing. If Dolan scores, as I predict, it will be a case of Come Back Baby.
2-0 to Rovers!
As for Kate she predicts a 1-0 win and she wishes to join our Prediction League
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