Barmitzvah Boy
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Norwich away at 12 noon on a Sunday, what wazzock came up with that wheeze? The message from Sky Sports and the EFL is clearly sod the fans, football is for the telly and the long suffering travelling home and away fans are made to suffer yet again.
We go into this game with half our team in splints, plaster and missing limbs.
HAYDEN CARTER ENJOYS A MEAL AT BLACKBURN ROYAL INFIRMARY:
TOP STRIKER SAM GALLAGHER PISSED IN CHARGE OF A T-SHIRT:
‘SICK NOTE’ RYAN HEDGES TRIES A NEW TREATMENT FOR EARACHE:
Norwich is a small quaint town miles from civilisation. It is a town famous for mustard, boiled eggs cooked to perfection by Delia Smith, and ‘SpongeBob’ Hanley the defender with the square head. SpongeBob as you will recall used to play for t’Rovers and his speciality was heading the ball from corners with the ball leaving his head at a 45 degrees angle.
ONE OF OUR OWN: SPONGEBOB HANLEY
Delia of course will be watching on as Rovers put the ball in the back of the net (probably an own goal knowing us) instead of having her fingers up a chickens arse. I think I prefer the chicken to some of our tinpot performances.
I am going to think big for this game. 4-0 to Norwich. Delia will be pleased.
Love BB
We go into this game with half our team in splints, plaster and missing limbs.
HAYDEN CARTER ENJOYS A MEAL AT BLACKBURN ROYAL INFIRMARY:
TOP STRIKER SAM GALLAGHER PISSED IN CHARGE OF A T-SHIRT:
‘SICK NOTE’ RYAN HEDGES TRIES A NEW TREATMENT FOR EARACHE:
Norwich is a small quaint town miles from civilisation. It is a town famous for mustard, boiled eggs cooked to perfection by Delia Smith, and ‘SpongeBob’ Hanley the defender with the square head. SpongeBob as you will recall used to play for t’Rovers and his speciality was heading the ball from corners with the ball leaving his head at a 45 degrees angle.
ONE OF OUR OWN: SPONGEBOB HANLEY
Delia of course will be watching on as Rovers put the ball in the back of the net (probably an own goal knowing us) instead of having her fingers up a chickens arse. I think I prefer the chicken to some of our tinpot performances.
I am going to think big for this game. 4-0 to Norwich. Delia will be pleased.
Love BB