Cardiff v Rovers: 20th February 2024

[Barmitzvah Boy]

The bus rolls on down to South Wales. Normally the team would have flown to the likes of Cardiff, Swansea, Norwich and Southampton however in order to save the planet, or more likely a few £££ the team will be boarding the new ‘Waggotty Bus’ down to the green valleys of South Wales.

Rovers New ‘Waggotty Bus’


The team will arrive at the Cardiff Deepthroat Stadium as fresh as daisies after stopping at Hay-on-Wye for a pot of tea and fresh toasted muffins; on the return leg back up to Lancashire the Club budget is going to be pushed to the limit with a stop at the A50 Welsh Dragon Old Farm Shoppe where the players will be treated to lashings of hot milk along with freshly baked Welsh Cakes baked by farmers wife Delores Williams. Her daughter the delightful Sophie ‘Poppy‘ Williams is an expert with her massage techniques and has done a group deal of £22.99 per player with each of them getting a 20 minutes 1-1 hands on session along with a free candle

After Match Massage


While the players get all the mod cons and looking after it is us poor fans who will no doubt be forced to watch the game at home on a dodgy channel sipping a nice bottle of Amarone. I will be on holiday in Maderia freezing my nuts off cheering on the boys in yellow.

2-1 to the Rovers. Premier Legume here we come

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

I actually believe we will win this one. I will go 2-1 as I don’t believe that we can keep a clean sheet. Cardiff are terrible, no idea why they are above us. Wait, yes I do.

 

[steve w]

1-1

 

[goozburger.]

Cardiff City 0 - 2 Rovers

 

[Alan]

Cardiff 1 Rovers 3
Not convinced with that line up make that Cardiff 1 - Rovers 2

 

[Drog]

I actually believe we will win this one. I will go 2-1 as I don’t believe that we can keep a clean sheet. Cardiff are terrible, no idea why they are above us. Wait, yes I do.

Not on the faithful form chart they aren't, although in fairness they have had some pretty tough fixtures ...... https://www.footballwebpages.co.uk/blackburn-rovers/form-guide

 

[rovers95]

2-1 them sadly!

 

[Alan]

Not on Sky red button ??????? WHY?

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Probably saving Hedges for Saturday v Norwich.

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Not on Sky red button ??????? WHY?

No idea Alan, I don’t do Sky as it is too expensive for me.

It is on Rovers TV for £10.

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Not on the faithful form chart they aren't, although in fairness they have had some pretty tough fixtures ...... https://www.footballwebpages.co.uk/blackburn-rovers/form-guide

Cardiff are in poor form after one win in seven, losing six of those games.
Right ok then.

 

[Alan]

It

No idea Alan, I don’t do Sky as it is too expensive for me.

It is on Rovers TV for £10.

It'll be on dodgy boxes too. I know where there is one.

 

[Husky]

I think we are going to crawl to the target of avoiding relegation . . . .

Cardiff are crap. We are crap. Crap country. Crap weather. 1-1.

 

[Husky]

No idea Alan, I don’t do Sky as it is too expensive for me.

It is on Rovers TV for £10.

I think you can get all the Skysports channels for something like £6 a week . . . .

 

[tonygreenbank]

Cardiff 1 v Rovers 1

 

[Drog]

Are our players made of glass?

 

[Husky]

So far so drab.

 

[Drog]

What a shit match between two shit sides overseen by a shit ref.
JDT lost the players but eustace certainly hasn't found them. This is like a lambert performance.

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

What a dreadful game. Szmodics having an absolute stinker and whinging at our players all the time. Chrisene and Ayari are dreadful. I paid £10 to watch this garbage.

 

[Psychosoma]

I'm so disappointed in myself for paying the tenner to watch this. Utterly dire.

This is our game in hand against a team in poor form and could be massive for us. You'd think they couldnt be more motivated than tonight with that opportunity and yet again its pathetic. Walking around, sulking, cant pass to a man 6 foot in front of them, no goal threat.

We're in serious trouble this season. If this is what we are producing against the poor teams, wait until the better teams turn up.