Barmitzvah Boy
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I will miss this game as I have a long planned trip to The Lakes for a fell walking weekend. There are 4 other Rovers ST holders going, as well as a dingle, and we have planned it that we should be down from Sca Fell and in The Woolpack Inn (not the dingle one) in time to get pi$$ed watching the Rovers on Sky Sports.
I did have a chat with my good mate Kate Garraway and she agreed to come out of her short retirement to do a ditty for Drog on the basis that all of you wear the attached KG mask on match day:
Just for our Gordon:
“There was a young admin called Gord
Who put Benjamin Kayenne to the sword.
He told Ben that Corbyn is a Commie
Who shag*ed Dianne Abbott for money
And donated it to a Palestinian cause.”
Katie also has a couple of additional photographs although their provenance cannot be assured. The first is her dressing in a nice Rovers blue, the second looks like a minor wardrobe malfunction whilst getting togged up to watch the Rovers:
Back to the match.......hopefully Bradley Dack will be focussing on the job at hand rather than his c-list girlfriend or attacking police after a beer too many. This should be a promotion party and I hope the Venkys have the good grace to attend and warm themselves in the adulterous (?) applause from the Rovers fans.
As always I will be a bag of nerves, the season is not over until we have secured promotion, only then will be Mann’s Brown Ale (the Nabs Head at Samlesbury have some in for me) will be cracked open, the cow heel boiled and chitterlings warmed.
Finally an end of season warning:- do not eat too much chicken as this is what happened to a Venky Express customer in Pune:
I did have a chat with my good mate Kate Garraway and she agreed to come out of her short retirement to do a ditty for Drog on the basis that all of you wear the attached KG mask on match day:
Just for our Gordon:
“There was a young admin called Gord
Who put Benjamin Kayenne to the sword.
He told Ben that Corbyn is a Commie
Who shag*ed Dianne Abbott for money
And donated it to a Palestinian cause.”
Katie also has a couple of additional photographs although their provenance cannot be assured. The first is her dressing in a nice Rovers blue, the second looks like a minor wardrobe malfunction whilst getting togged up to watch the Rovers:
Back to the match.......hopefully Bradley Dack will be focussing on the job at hand rather than his c-list girlfriend or attacking police after a beer too many. This should be a promotion party and I hope the Venkys have the good grace to attend and warm themselves in the adulterous (?) applause from the Rovers fans.
As always I will be a bag of nerves, the season is not over until we have secured promotion, only then will be Mann’s Brown Ale (the Nabs Head at Samlesbury have some in for me) will be cracked open, the cow heel boiled and chitterlings warmed.
Finally an end of season warning:- do not eat too much chicken as this is what happened to a Venky Express customer in Pune:
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