Barmitzvah Boy
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A Sunday game! I am not happy. I had planned to be at what was a lunchtime kickoff on the Saturday but cannot now go due to family commitments. Apparently the fixture was changed to accommodate the visit of Manchester United in the Cup, I am not amused although I hope that Wayne Rooney will have an off day against us after his exertions a few days earlier.
As for Rooney he is now a ram. For those in the know he is a ‘tup’ or to put it a wee bit more rudely a shagger. Here he is in his full tup faced glory, I could not find a better image of his lovely face:
And here is Wayne last week secretly photographed by a hidden camera at the Pride Park Travelodge celebrating scoring a penalty along with local granny Waynetta Thrusting.
On the subject of fame I came across a handful of famous fans headed by the one and only Tim Brooke Bond Taylor who starred in the hilarious ‘Goodies’.......Goody Goody Gumdrops. If you want want any facts about TBBT I’m Sorry I haven’t a Clue
. TBBT is the one on the right doing an impression of a snooker player.
Other famous fans include a lass from Coronation Chicken Street. I apologise for knowing very little about her but I refuse to watch such trash. However I did rather like the photograph for some strange reason. Her name is Tracy Shaw btw. She could do with a new zip:
I apologise for adding a second image......
The stadium is well known for being the first, and only ground, in the UK for having a Greggs. This is truly groundbreaking stuff and I am certain the sales of Vegan Bakes will take off when the Rovers fans are in town. Surely Steve Waggot the Rovers CEO should be looking at a Levers Bakery outlet on the BBE offering a nice range of mushy pea pasties, butter pies and Halal steak turnovers.
As well as being pie friendly Pride Park is also smoker friendly (they open the gates at half time for a drag or a puff) and they are also LGQBTXYZz Top friendly hence the stadium sponsorship by Derby Pride.
My first image shows the colours of the new DCFC kit that is soon to be launched for 2020/21 whilst the second image is the queue all the way down the road of Derby fans waiting to get their newly promoted ‘Inclusion Bap’ being sold at the famous Greggs. The burger includes a nice mixture of lettuce, radish, avocado and a whole gherkin dowsed in mayonnaise to help it slip down the throat and digest a wee bit easier.
1. New Kit
2. Queue for Greggs
I mentioned Greggs to our very own Kate and she has assured me she will be down early to get her mouth around a tasty sausage roll. I must say she has impeccable standards. Rovers + Greggs = a combination made in heaven. Here she is salivating at the prospect, or was it just her excited at me taking her photo.
I must off course make a prediction even though I soiled (sorry spoiled) myself predicting a 5 - 2 victory to Brentford. For the game I predict 2 - 0 to Rovers with Rooney half asleep due to his over exertion on and off the pitch.
As for Rooney he is now a ram. For those in the know he is a ‘tup’ or to put it a wee bit more rudely a shagger. Here he is in his full tup faced glory, I could not find a better image of his lovely face:
And here is Wayne last week secretly photographed by a hidden camera at the Pride Park Travelodge celebrating scoring a penalty along with local granny Waynetta Thrusting.
On the subject of fame I came across a handful of famous fans headed by the one and only Tim Brooke Bond Taylor who starred in the hilarious ‘Goodies’.......Goody Goody Gumdrops. If you want want any facts about TBBT I’m Sorry I haven’t a Clue
. TBBT is the one on the right doing an impression of a snooker player.Other famous fans include a lass from Coronation Chicken Street. I apologise for knowing very little about her but I refuse to watch such trash. However I did rather like the photograph for some strange reason. Her name is Tracy Shaw btw. She could do with a new zip:
I apologise for adding a second image......
The stadium is well known for being the first, and only ground, in the UK for having a Greggs. This is truly groundbreaking stuff and I am certain the sales of Vegan Bakes will take off when the Rovers fans are in town. Surely Steve Waggot the Rovers CEO should be looking at a Levers Bakery outlet on the BBE offering a nice range of mushy pea pasties, butter pies and Halal steak turnovers.
As well as being pie friendly Pride Park is also smoker friendly (they open the gates at half time for a drag or a puff) and they are also LGQBTXYZz Top friendly hence the stadium sponsorship by Derby Pride.
My first image shows the colours of the new DCFC kit that is soon to be launched for 2020/21 whilst the second image is the queue all the way down the road of Derby fans waiting to get their newly promoted ‘Inclusion Bap’ being sold at the famous Greggs. The burger includes a nice mixture of lettuce, radish, avocado and a whole gherkin dowsed in mayonnaise to help it slip down the throat and digest a wee bit easier.
1. New Kit
2. Queue for Greggs
I mentioned Greggs to our very own Kate and she has assured me she will be down early to get her mouth around a tasty sausage roll. I must say she has impeccable standards. Rovers + Greggs = a combination made in heaven. Here she is salivating at the prospect, or was it just her excited at me taking her photo.
I must off course make a prediction even though I soiled (sorry spoiled) myself predicting a 5 - 2 victory to Brentford. For the game I predict 2 - 0 to Rovers with Rooney half asleep due to his over exertion on and off the pitch.
