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Old Darwen Blue

Prediction Champion 2021, 2022 & 2023
Phase three me so I shouldn’t get one but you never know. We’d better not give them more tickets than we got in the return.
 

Barmitzvah Boy

Global winner of the 2021 Christmas Quiz 👊🤩🤩
Phase three me so I shouldn’t get one but you never know. We’d better not give them more tickets than we got in the return.
Why? An extra 4K B’astards will earn Rovers an additional £120,000 less stewarding and Police costs.
 

1SimonGarner

Senior Member
I'd be amazed if they don't get the whole Darwen End ODB. There won't be enough demand from the Rovers fans to fill the other stands and half the away end, so it's either cut your nose off to spite your face and have loads of empty seats, or cash in on the extra money.

If it was me I'd say fuck em' and give them half the Darwen End lower tear - about 2500 - but I'm not making that decision based on business sense, rather I hate the twats sense. Think we both know what will happen, less some areas being used as segregation they'll get the whole end, probably 6000-7000.
 

Old Darwen Blue

Prediction Champion 2021, 2022 & 2023
Why not switch the game to turd moor then, complete the home advantage a big crowd gives them? No, I’ll stick by my suggestion. I don’t care about promotion, I just want six points from the filthy inbred.
 

Barmitzvah Boy

Global winner of the 2021 Christmas Quiz 👊🤩🤩
Birmingham just equalised to make it 1-1. This is nicely building up for the game against the sheep lovers.

Tickets on sale in the morning.

EDIT: 1-1. 70% possession but only one shot on target 😂😂😂😂😂
 
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1SimonGarner

Senior Member
That's a sickener, the Yorkshire ladies have thrown away a lead at Birmingham and missed out on the chance of going back to the top of the table and above their much more famous and successful East Lancashire rivals. I hope none of the knuckle-draggers get caught in massive traffic jams on the way home only to find their house has been broken into when they get back at half 4 in the morning. :neutral:
 

Barmitzvah Boy

Global winner of the 2021 Christmas Quiz 👊🤩🤩
That's a sickener, the Yorkshire ladies have thrown away a lead at Birmingham and missed out on the chance of going back to the top of the table and above their much more famous and successful East Lancashire rivals. I hope none of the knuckle-draggers get caught in massive traffic jams on the way home only to find their house has been broken into when they get back at half 4 in the morning. :neutral:
Sheff Utd also lost 😎
 

1SimonGarner

Senior Member
We've learnt to take these claims with a pinch of salt. Some Burnalee fans quotes that have been found to be false or exaggerations over the years :

"When we lost at Derby in the FA cup in the 90's, the whole 15,000 Burnley away following stayed behind singing Claret and Blue Army for 3 1/2 days after the match"

There was actually 600 there and they sang for 5 mins to keep warm while they where kept in to keep them safe from getting battered by the Derby fans.

"When we were in the old 4th division, we took over every away ground we went to, at least 10,000 clarets there every game and more often than not there were thousands locked out"

The biggest crowd at any of these Div 4 matches was actually 1,050 and Burnley's average away following that season was 89.

"For the town's population we're the best supported football club in the solar system. In all honesty the ground is too small for us there's a massive waiting list for season tickets, we sell out every home game in the Premiership."

This one is actually true apart from the empty seats in the Longside upper, Longside Lower, Jimmy Mcllroy Upper, Jimmy Mcllroy Lower, Bob Lord stand and the cricket field end. The population of Burnley if you include the surrounding catchment areas is 6 million people meaning their home support is 92nd in the Football league in terms of percentage of population that attend.

"Burnley's got the hardest supporters in the land. I once remember going away to Stamford Bridge with the Suicide Squad and 10 of us chased 2,000 Headhunters down the old Kent Road before we went in the ground and took their home end."

One of the SS celebrating with an ice cream after running the headhunters

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COYB
 

1SimonGarner

Senior Member
Clarets fans flock to see the opening of their new Bob Lord stand in 1728. It's a testament to the architects of the time that it's still standing 300 years later.
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1SimonGarner

Senior Member
Burnleys unwashed masses pensively listening to the latest budget, praying for a rise in their Universal Credit payments.

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Barmitzvah Boy

Global winner of the 2021 Christmas Quiz 👊🤩🤩
Off to Ewood to pick my Burnley tickets up later today. I have sanitising wipes and surgical gloves to clean them before they touch my skin.
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