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Our penultimate away game, and at great cost to roversfans.com I have secured the services of Kate Garraway to make some introductory comments. She rather liked the jar of body chocolate I bought her with the vast funds available. I am unwilling to share with you the subsequent photographs as I may put us both in a difficult and compromising situation.
Kate supplied the following ditty before providing her match prediction:
“There was an old fart called Abbey
He dressed in orange all shabby.
He once boycotted in a fit of pique(r)
Then returned a glory seeker
And now calls himself Bronco Blue the Stella drinker.”
Kate reckons we will have a right good go. She as long sends her love to darrenrover who she once met in the train loo on the way to Brighton, she speaks fondly of their 5 minute ‘meeting’ and recommends he continues with his pelvic floor exercises. As for the scores on the doors she reckons on Dack getting his leg over and Graham netting a brace; as for Williams she states he will miss another open barn door.
From a personal point of view I will be returning to a part of the country where I worked (in coal mining) for 14 months and spent a most unhappy 5 months living a lump of coal throw away from the old Doncaster ground.What a dump....on a par with Blackburn except they eat ‘bread cakes’ when I prefer to get my mouth into a nice bap myself - and not a butter pie in sight. Famous Donny fans include Jeremy Clarkson and Debbie McGhee.
This is a must win game for Blackburn Rovers, we can not afford yet another limp wristed display like that at Bristol. I will be going to Doncaster full of ......... dread.
Kate supplied the following ditty before providing her match prediction:
“There was an old fart called Abbey
He dressed in orange all shabby.
He once boycotted in a fit of pique(r)
Then returned a glory seeker
And now calls himself Bronco Blue the Stella drinker.”
Kate reckons we will have a right good go. She as long sends her love to darrenrover who she once met in the train loo on the way to Brighton, she speaks fondly of their 5 minute ‘meeting’ and recommends he continues with his pelvic floor exercises. As for the scores on the doors she reckons on Dack getting his leg over and Graham netting a brace; as for Williams she states he will miss another open barn door.
From a personal point of view I will be returning to a part of the country where I worked (in coal mining) for 14 months and spent a most unhappy 5 months living a lump of coal throw away from the old Doncaster ground.What a dump....on a par with Blackburn except they eat ‘bread cakes’ when I prefer to get my mouth into a nice bap myself - and not a butter pie in sight. Famous Donny fans include Jeremy Clarkson and Debbie McGhee.
This is a must win game for Blackburn Rovers, we can not afford yet another limp wristed display like that at Bristol. I will be going to Doncaster full of ......... dread.
