Footy Stories That Crack You Up

[Drog]

Not a great fan of James Corden but this is funny.

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

Now, there are players who make a panenka penalty look classy - and then there's this guy from St. Mirren last night
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47710602

 

[Drog]

"this guy" played for us WB! Simeon Jackson was one of Paul Lamberts rather less than memorable signings.
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co....to_earn_himself_longer_Blackburn_Rovers_deal/

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

"this guy" played for us WB! Simeon Jackson was one of Paul Lamberts rather less than memorable signings.
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co....to_earn_himself_longer_Blackburn_Rovers_deal/

 

[Drog]

He was very lightweight but he did have what are frequently described as quick feet. Unfortunately in Simeon's case they were a little too quick for his brain!

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

Another statue cock-up, this time of George Best.

What is it with the sculptors? I'm sure it isn't the easiest thing to do but I'd wager if you showed that to a group of football fans and asked them who it was, very few would get it right.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-48371633

 

[Drog]

Most remarkable thing about that story is that Bestie would have been 73 today! I suppose thinking along those lines Marilyn Monroe would have been 93, Lennon 79 and Elvis 84! Good God I feel old now.

 

[Drog]

 

[Drog]

My mate just sent this ...............

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

That’s Cloughie, what a manager he was. The best England never had.

 

[CLW-BRFC]

He was a right laugh. Some of his quotes. When he clipped the invader. And his famous green jumper. Yeah i was a fan of Cloughie. Nigel was quite a player too.

 

[Drog]

Cloughie himself was one hell of a striker until his injury.

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Gazza in the news again He will do anything for money to buy a drink.

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Bloody hell, 30 years old that.

 

[Drog]

More Clough ..... (319) Mark Crossley on how Brian Clough dealt with David Currie - YouTube

(319) Brian Clough funny story by Mark Crossley - YouTube

Turf Moor live... (319) Brian Clough funny story by Mark Crossley - YouTube

(319) Brian Clough Funny Story On talkSPORT - YouTube

 

[Drog]

 

[Drog]

Woy is as bad as Arry!

 

[Smells Like Kean Spirit]

Wrong thread.

 

[davebirch]

Not sure where to put this, but then I thought some might find it amusing as one of our previous managers was involved.

‘Everyone is hurting’: Di Pietro vows to stay and ‘fix’ Victory

Melbourne Victory chairman Anthony Di Pietro is not going to heed calls from disgruntled fans for him to quit, while Tony Popovic and Ufuk Talay are on the radar for the vacant coaching hot seat.

www.watoday.com.au

Read it through.
Additionally Gestede was playing for them , but appeared to be terminally injured.

Some will also remember that dirty Muscat from his days at Man City before they found money.

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Kean to take charge?

Ha ha ha ha ha