I must admit I'd been having a real midfield tussle with a lad called Joe (Joseph I guess
), decent player he was. I tackled him in our area and whilst we were both on the ground it was him who handled the ball by scooping it under him as he got up .so that he could touch it to another lad on the pen spot and it was 1-0. Said Ref of course gave the goal.
In fairness I started the rot 5 minutes later by taking a wild kick at 'Joe' and sending him about 3ft up in the air. It was a sending off without a doubt and I was wrong to do ..... but by
God didn't it feel good?
Anyway there I was sitting glumly in the dressing room when studs outside signalled the entry of our CF Ronnie who had lost his temper too! We were moaning about the bloody Ref when more studs sounded outside and in came Art our CH, Capt and Head Boy! Head teacher gave us a dressing down in Monday Assembly in front of the whole school and announced a three week ban for 'disgracing' DGS.
I was distraught about missing until our PE teacher who had witnessed the Ref's performance told us that it was to run over the coming Christmas Hols! Result! We never missed an actual match!
Now can anyone tell me how I can rem all that detail after 50 years as it it was last week when I can't even rem what I had for lunch yesterday?