So far we've got;
"Related to King Henry the 8th" His lineage died in 1471 when his only son, Edward of Westminster, was killed at 17 years old in the Battle of Tewkesbury.
"Successful Pilot" Hasn't even got his pilot license, started the training and jacked it in after a few weeks.
"We didn't say there was a racist in the RF" ..... Er you didnt exactly clear this one up on Oprah.
"I bought my clothes in the TK Maxx annual sale" TK maxx have confirmed today they don't have an annual sale and never have.
"I dabbled in drugs in my teens, i knew it was naughty" Also at aged 36 caught outside the BAME actor's bigger Montecito home having a spliff whilst his kids are inside asleep.
"When we moved into Balmoral, William got the bigger room with a window view, my half was smaller and less luxurious". That's usually what happens in any family let alone godforbid your brother getting it one day being king an all.
"I've killed 25 Taliban" Harry you were chaperoned everywhere you went and had two personal body guards with you whilst serving!
"William pushed me and i fell over broke a necklace and a dog bowl"
"Meghan booked a flight for Thomas first class with Air New Zealand to avoid the press backlashes from Mexico" Air New Zealand have confirmed today they have never even flown that flight/route.
Spoilt, Cancerous, Drug addicted clearly, and just a toxic over privleaged waster