Barmitzvah Boy
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Our final game of a horrid year, and our final of 8 games in a horrid month where we can consistently failed to impress and take advantage with our possession style football. This was penned just prior to the Sheffield Wednesday home game so hopefully we will end the year more positively than the 7 points gleaned in the first 6 games of December. In my opinion we have failed to impress and Mowbray has made far too many excuses. Hopefully if Dack is back, and on form, we may create and convert more chances.
So off to Huddersfield we go. I rather used to enjoy the trip to Yorkshire until we surrendered to Huddersfield last season, and abysmal performance that left me feeling angry at how little some so called professional footballers appear to care.
What does the fair town of Huddersfield have to offer? Snot a lot unless you are impressed by the World’s largest nodding dog
Yes, Huddersfield’s main claim to fame is a nodding dog called Crapolot
, and here it is pictured entertaining the half time crowds at Huddersfield Woofters Rugby League stadium, the birthplace of Rugby League.
Hot on the heels of Crapolot Huddersfield’s other claim to fame is the Gannex raincoat thanks to a Lithuanian refugee who made his fortune with a fine line in natty raincoats worn by the likes of Huddersfield born and bred former Prime Minister Harold ‘Bonking’ Wilson, as well as many a flasher. Harold is pictured below with his beloved raincoat often used to keep the leaves and the mud off the backside of his Private (
) Secretary Marcia ‘over the cabinet table’ Faulkender. Wow, what a corker.
A Flasher:
Marcia ‘Hot Lips’ Faulkender:
Continuing on the subject of infidelity and Huddersfield we have a couple of famous actresses who like to get their clothes off.
Firstly we have Zoe Lucker who stars in trash such as EastEnders, Hollyoaks and Footballers Wife’s. I do not watch any of those but I was persuaded in the name of research to Google the fair maid and found a couple of her in Footballers Wife’s - maybe I should retrain as a footballer if that is what I would return home to.
Another Huddersfield gal is Jodie Whittaker of Dr Who fame. She can join me powering up my Tardis any day. The photograph was taken showing her distress at not being able to watch Dack perform his wonders at Huddersfield this coming week. She had a right good moan.
I see that Calderdale District Council have come up with a novel idea to direct visiting fans to the Johan Smith Stadium. This is similar to that used by Preston City Council. The BLM movement in Huddersfield has raised concerns that the signage should utilise black knobs, that will look good on tarmac
I apologise for almost forgetting to mention that HTFC have already agreed on a new kit design and sponsor for 2021/22. It is grey and sponsored by Gannex. Why can’t Steve Waggott be more on the ball?
Good old Rovers superfan Kate is so upset at missing out on being cast for Footballers Wife’s she has decided to go overboard this Christmas, she has even been a bit squiffy recently having gone overboard on the Eggnog. I caught up with her and her new head gear, I hope she takes it off when she gets into bed as I she could do some serious harm with those big baubles.
Kate is not at all impressed with our boys in blue at present and is predicting a dour 1-1 draw.
So off to Huddersfield we go. I rather used to enjoy the trip to Yorkshire until we surrendered to Huddersfield last season, and abysmal performance that left me feeling angry at how little some so called professional footballers appear to care.
What does the fair town of Huddersfield have to offer? Snot a lot unless you are impressed by the World’s largest nodding dog
Yes, Huddersfield’s main claim to fame is a nodding dog called Crapolot
, and here it is pictured entertaining the half time crowds at Huddersfield Woofters Rugby League stadium, the birthplace of Rugby League.Hot on the heels of Crapolot Huddersfield’s other claim to fame is the Gannex raincoat thanks to a Lithuanian refugee who made his fortune with a fine line in natty raincoats worn by the likes of Huddersfield born and bred former Prime Minister Harold ‘Bonking’ Wilson, as well as many a flasher. Harold is pictured below with his beloved raincoat often used to keep the leaves and the mud off the backside of his Private (
) Secretary Marcia ‘over the cabinet table’ Faulkender. Wow, what a corker.A Flasher:
Marcia ‘Hot Lips’ Faulkender:
Continuing on the subject of infidelity and Huddersfield we have a couple of famous actresses who like to get their clothes off.
Firstly we have Zoe Lucker who stars in trash such as EastEnders, Hollyoaks and Footballers Wife’s. I do not watch any of those but I was persuaded in the name of research to Google the fair maid and found a couple of her in Footballers Wife’s - maybe I should retrain as a footballer if that is what I would return home to.Another Huddersfield gal is Jodie Whittaker of Dr Who fame. She can join me powering up my Tardis any day. The photograph was taken showing her distress at not being able to watch Dack perform his wonders at Huddersfield this coming week. She had a right good moan.
I see that Calderdale District Council have come up with a novel idea to direct visiting fans to the Johan Smith Stadium. This is similar to that used by Preston City Council. The BLM movement in Huddersfield has raised concerns that the signage should utilise black knobs, that will look good on tarmac
I apologise for almost forgetting to mention that HTFC have already agreed on a new kit design and sponsor for 2021/22. It is grey and sponsored by Gannex. Why can’t Steve Waggott be more on the ball?
Good old Rovers superfan Kate is so upset at missing out on being cast for Footballers Wife’s she has decided to go overboard this Christmas, she has even been a bit squiffy recently having gone overboard on the Eggnog. I caught up with her and her new head gear, I hope she takes it off when she gets into bed as I she could do some serious harm with those big baubles.
Kate is not at all impressed with our boys in blue at present and is predicting a dour 1-1 draw.
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