Barmitzvah Boy
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The very name Hull sticks in my throat. Last season those cheating fleabags conned the pliant EFL into a very late postponement due to a couple of their players having a snotty nose. Thousands of Rovers fans were already in Hull and its environs sampling the delights of the local hostelries only to receive the news that Hull City were struck down with an outbreak of halitosis so bad the referee was seen to galloping off into the distance in the direction of Goole.
The name Hull also reminds me of the one of the greatest Windbag of all time. No it is not Tony Blair, Steve K**n nor Neil Kinnock……it is Lord ‘Windbag‘ Prescott of Hull.
This is the man as John ‘Man of the People’ Prescott said the the House of Lords should be abolished. Then……
This is the man as Lord John ‘Windbag’ Prescott stated that he wants to be called Lord Prescott and insisted the crusts were removed from his Salmon and Cucumber sandwiches using a ceremonial sword clasped by a naked nymph from Northallerton.
Lordy Prescott Waiting For His Naked Nymph To Chop Off His Crusts
I did a little bit of research in Lordy Pants of Hull only to find that he was a pain in the backside for Hansard, the official recorders of debate in the Houses of Commons and the Lordy Lords.
The York Times reported:
‘John Prescott has always been a Hansard writer's nightmare. He speaks in long, winding sentences with all the words in the wrong order. But normally the brave band of Parliamentary recorders have his measure.
They take his garbled nonsense and, with a sprinkle of fairy dust, produce something snappy.
This week he finally beat them, hammering their clever fingers with a relentless stream of gibberish on regional assemblies.
When asked about the voting and support for a Regional Assembly Lord Windbag responded:
"Can I tell him I have some of those polls and by the way Mori poll, for example, in March 99, that's less than 2,000, and many people actually accept the authority of these polls when they come out with their results, the Mori poll said 62 per cent want a referendum, BBC poll in 2002 said 72 per cent want it..."
On he went: "...And indeed council network, the very council councils who are opposing this, set up a review in their own area and 70 per cent of the people said they needed a review, they want a referendum and the county council themselves, they paid for that review and 70 per cent said they wanted a referendum and so I'm a little bit more cautious when I hear the Right Honourable Member talking about it, and when you bear in mind that in all these referendums, basically, they were part of the county council network - well, I know you don't like insults but that is what happened...".
Our John Looks Lovely In A Cape
Clearly I should have gone into politics as I am sure I can outdo Lordy Windbag Prescott when it comes to writing and speaking bullshit. But never mind we have our own local Lady Windbag here in Blackburn with Lady Hollern leading the class struggle. I don’t know which is the most frightening politician; maybe they should be introduced via Tinder, they would make a lovely couple.
Lady Hollern of Bastwell
Lord Almighty Showing His New Set Of ’Turkish Teeth’
Labour Party grandees are not the only thing that Hull and Blackburn have in common. Both have famous bridges.
Hull has the ‘Lord Prescott Bridge‘ which was especially designed to withstand the weight of two Jaguars estate cars combined with overweight passengers. Blackburn has the ‘Albert Tatlock Bridge’ over the railway and drug den sidings. I much prefer our local version given BwD Council have not yet introduced toll charges.
The Hull Bridge To Nowhere
The Albert Tatlock Bridege to Never Never Land
I have decided to give a visit to Hull this weekend a wide berth. To be frank the place smells of fish, I would rather spend an afternoon shopping with ‘our’ Carol. I will instead be down The Mall with Carol shopping for a a new outfit; we had planned to go to Ann Summers but the Blackburn Branch appears to have closed down, apparently due to too many returns of undersized items. If you see us at Hanif’s Underwear Stall in the Market give us both a shout.
Carol Goes Shopping
I am struggling to predict this game so have instead turned to tea leaves. Mystic BB has examined the assam and has come up with a 2-0 victory for the Rovers.
Carol is predicting a nice bedtime Hot Choclate*
*Sexy Thing
Love & kisses
BB
The name Hull also reminds me of the one of the greatest Windbag of all time. No it is not Tony Blair, Steve K**n nor Neil Kinnock……it is Lord ‘Windbag‘ Prescott of Hull.
This is the man as John ‘Man of the People’ Prescott said the the House of Lords should be abolished. Then……
This is the man as Lord John ‘Windbag’ Prescott stated that he wants to be called Lord Prescott and insisted the crusts were removed from his Salmon and Cucumber sandwiches using a ceremonial sword clasped by a naked nymph from Northallerton.
Lordy Prescott Waiting For His Naked Nymph To Chop Off His Crusts
I did a little bit of research in Lordy Pants of Hull only to find that he was a pain in the backside for Hansard, the official recorders of debate in the Houses of Commons and the Lordy Lords.
The York Times reported:
‘John Prescott has always been a Hansard writer's nightmare. He speaks in long, winding sentences with all the words in the wrong order. But normally the brave band of Parliamentary recorders have his measure.
They take his garbled nonsense and, with a sprinkle of fairy dust, produce something snappy.
This week he finally beat them, hammering their clever fingers with a relentless stream of gibberish on regional assemblies.
When asked about the voting and support for a Regional Assembly Lord Windbag responded:
"Can I tell him I have some of those polls and by the way Mori poll, for example, in March 99, that's less than 2,000, and many people actually accept the authority of these polls when they come out with their results, the Mori poll said 62 per cent want a referendum, BBC poll in 2002 said 72 per cent want it..."
On he went: "...And indeed council network, the very council councils who are opposing this, set up a review in their own area and 70 per cent of the people said they needed a review, they want a referendum and the county council themselves, they paid for that review and 70 per cent said they wanted a referendum and so I'm a little bit more cautious when I hear the Right Honourable Member talking about it, and when you bear in mind that in all these referendums, basically, they were part of the county council network - well, I know you don't like insults but that is what happened...".
Our John Looks Lovely In A Cape
Clearly I should have gone into politics as I am sure I can outdo Lordy Windbag Prescott when it comes to writing and speaking bullshit. But never mind we have our own local Lady Windbag here in Blackburn with Lady Hollern leading the class struggle. I don’t know which is the most frightening politician; maybe they should be introduced via Tinder, they would make a lovely couple.
Lady Hollern of Bastwell
Lord Almighty Showing His New Set Of ’Turkish Teeth’
Labour Party grandees are not the only thing that Hull and Blackburn have in common. Both have famous bridges.
Hull has the ‘Lord Prescott Bridge‘ which was especially designed to withstand the weight of two Jaguars estate cars combined with overweight passengers. Blackburn has the ‘Albert Tatlock Bridge’ over the railway and drug den sidings. I much prefer our local version given BwD Council have not yet introduced toll charges.
The Hull Bridge To Nowhere
The Albert Tatlock Bridege to Never Never Land
I have decided to give a visit to Hull this weekend a wide berth. To be frank the place smells of fish, I would rather spend an afternoon shopping with ‘our’ Carol. I will instead be down The Mall with Carol shopping for a a new outfit; we had planned to go to Ann Summers but the Blackburn Branch appears to have closed down, apparently due to too many returns of undersized items. If you see us at Hanif’s Underwear Stall in the Market give us both a shout.
Carol Goes Shopping
I am struggling to predict this game so have instead turned to tea leaves. Mystic BB has examined the assam and has come up with a 2-0 victory for the Rovers.
Carol is predicting a nice bedtime Hot Choclate*
*Sexy Thing
Love & kisses
BB
Popular with whom?
Should have gone to specsavers Al.
