Barmitzvah Boy
Global winner of the 2021 Christmas Quiz 👊🤩🤩
The end of the World year is nigh. Many Rovers fans have been collectively slashing their buttocks after the Boxing Day defeat at Huddersfield. Tomorrow evening in a wet, dreary, manky, scummy Hull (all the same adjectives I would use to describe Blackburn) it is the battle of the titans. It is John ‘Two Shags’ Prescott v Anne ‘The Rovers Tory Belle’ Widdecombe. These heavyweights will no doubt be slagging it out between them.
Lordy John ‘2 Shags’ Prescott: the Queen of Hull
versus our very own Lady Anne Wigglehips of Ewood:
Have you ever come across a greater mismatch than these two corkers? ‘Call me Lord Prescott’ is of course the former doyen of the left, a working class trade unionist who then discovered the delights of the harder working middle classes such as money, sex, power, titles and of course a lot extra money and sex just to make it worthwhile…..yuk I hate these frauds.
Then of course you have the Tory evangelists like Anne who try and preach to us where, how and what we should spend our money on and how we should carry out our sexual practices; surely what we do in our own houses, stables, lambing sheds and the House of Commons toilets is our own business. These are people of a former age when old gits for some strange and weird reason thought there were only two sexes. My goodness how would they cope in these modern days of 198 different sexes and where you can no longer ask someone in the workplace for a shag without being outed, sacked and your atrocious behaviour being plastered all over Twitter and The Wall Street Journal.
In my opinion old people need to grow up and experience life.
I am going to this game. In order to prepare I am going to take a couple of flasks of Polish White Spirit to help numb the pain of watching Rovers.
The scores on the doors predictions are:
BB says 3-0 to Hull
Lordy ‘2 Shags‘ says 2-0 to Hull
Lady Winchcombe has instructed a 3-0 win to Rovers and no sex is allowed in the stands
Lordy John ‘2 Shags’ Prescott: the Queen of Hull
versus our very own Lady Anne Wigglehips of Ewood:
Have you ever come across a greater mismatch than these two corkers? ‘Call me Lord Prescott’ is of course the former doyen of the left, a working class trade unionist who then discovered the delights of the harder working middle classes such as money, sex, power, titles and of course a lot extra money and sex just to make it worthwhile…..yuk I hate these frauds.
Then of course you have the Tory evangelists like Anne who try and preach to us where, how and what we should spend our money on and how we should carry out our sexual practices; surely what we do in our own houses, stables, lambing sheds and the House of Commons toilets is our own business. These are people of a former age when old gits for some strange and weird reason thought there were only two sexes. My goodness how would they cope in these modern days of 198 different sexes and where you can no longer ask someone in the workplace for a shag without being outed, sacked and your atrocious behaviour being plastered all over Twitter and The Wall Street Journal.
In my opinion old people need to grow up and experience life.
I am going to this game. In order to prepare I am going to take a couple of flasks of Polish White Spirit to help numb the pain of watching Rovers.
The scores on the doors predictions are:
BB says 3-0 to Hull
Lordy ‘2 Shags‘ says 2-0 to Hull
Lady Winchcombe has instructed a 3-0 win to Rovers and no sex is allowed in the stands
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