Leeds v Rovers: Saturday 13th April

[Barmitzvah Boy]

I was beaten to my preview of the Bristol City game by our Headmaster Mr Drog.

I apologise for my tardiness but my excuses are I was caught up in family issues and the girlfriend tied me to the bed and then decided to go to Aldi thus leaving me exposed to the window cleaner who dropped his wet squidgy thing in shock at my Adonis like figure.

BB All Strapped In And Ready For A Coating Of Body Chocolate:


BB Gets Spotted By The Local Window Cleaner Who Drops His Wet Squidgy


For Sale In The Roverstore - BB Adonis Models - Just for the LadiesTo Keep In Their Handbags


I am going to Leeds as a guest in their Billy Wizz Lounge named after their soft arse midfielder of the 1960’s and 70’s.

Billy Wizz Of Leeds And Jockland


Rovers seem to be in fine form at the moment and we are, at the time of writing this preview, currently 2 games unbeaten which is our best run of form for many months. I am looking forward to yet another blockbuster of a performance from our boys and I expect and predict a 3-0 win for our boys in blue n white.

As for the Headmaster Mr Drog I am going to keep out of his way in case he orders a caning for missing the Bristol City preview.

Mr Drog The Headmaster Is At It Again


BB Has A Preference For Miss Whipp The ‘Games’ Teacher


Love n kisses
BB

 

[Drog]

I'll bet they are stockings and sussies too!

2-1

 

[davebirch]

I know her

 

[Alan]

This is a really tough one but I refuse to forecast a loss so I'll go for one apiece.

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Leeds 3 us 1

 

[steve w]

A nervy 3-2 for Leeds

 

[Peter quill]

2v2 for no other reason I can’t bring myself to predict a Leeds win

 

[Drog]

Anyone else noticed it's the 13th tomorrow? ................... Might be unlucky for Leeds too.

 

[Peter quill]

2v2 for no other reason I can’t bring myself to predict a Leeds win

I’d like to change my score prediction to god help us

 

[goozburger.]

Leeds 3 - 1 Rovers

 

[tonygreenbank]

Leeds 3 v Rovers 0

 

[rovers95]

Changed mind sadly! Dirty Leeds 3 us 1

 

[Husky]

If dirty Leeds ease off we might keep this close. Anything less than a 6 goal drubbing might end up being a Championship saving result bearing in mind our goal difference advantage over Udds and particularly Sheffield Wednesday.

We are going to go there and try and play for a draw. But with our dodgy defence and keeper we have got no chance of keeping them out for 100 minutes.

Plus we all know what happens when we are on Skysports.
Hopefully Sammie can score and put another million on the price tag.

4-1 to the scum.

 

[Husky]

Jesus Christ that pass from Wharton

This game is playing out like what it is. A minnow trying to hang on at a much bigger better club.

 

[Drog]

How come the best and worst passers of a ball in the squad this season are both called Wharton?

 

[Drog]

Can we assume that Leeds players have a session at Drama school at least once a week? Set of cheats that disgrace the names of Revie's team.

 

[Drog]

Leeds getting closer. Carter and Dolan both found wanting defensively in the last 5 mins.

Harter in the book now.

 

[Husky]

Can we assume that Leeds players have a session at Drama school at least once a week? Set of cheats that disgrace the names of Revie's team.

No way are we finishing this game with 11, especially if the score remains level.

 

[Drog]

Bit quick that Gnonto isn't he?

 

[Drog]

We are our own worst enemies by losing possession through unforced errors.