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Barmitzvah Boy

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I split the front of my shorts playing 5 aside on Wednesday. Everyone was laughing, I hope no one tweeted the photo.
 

davebirch

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Playing golf with my mates:
One will send the ball into orbit and it will land 10 meters in front of him, or
the other mate has an air swing........... with his putter!!!
 
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ABBEY

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I split the front of my shorts playing 5 aside on Wednesday. Everyone was laughing, I hope no one tweeted the photo.
My shorts spilt as I was driving ...I turned round and was late...better than wandering round nobbers "city" with me spongebobs hanging out
 

Drog

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I trust you usually have a few bob on the outcome dave?;)

btw just played at Gleneagles last week for the first time. It's certainly some set up I can tell you!
 

davebirch

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I can't say too much, as they catch me in between. My fairway shots are crap.
BTW my home course is something else, a municipal one at that, but long and hard, though you get value for keeping it straight.
 

Drog

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Funny that but a good job that woman didn't have a weak heart eh?
 

Drog

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Makes Brexit even more necessary.
 

Drog

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Oh Joy..........:party:
"The Islamist hate preacher Abu Hamza :poop: is appealing to be returned to a British jail on the grounds that the “inhuman” conditions at his supermax prison in the US breach his human rights. The Egypt-born cleric was jailed in the UK in 2006 for inciting murder and later extradited to the US, where he was convicted of terrorism offences and sentenced to life. Imprisoned in Colorado, he lives in solitary confinement in a special unit, where he is allowed out of his tiny cell for only an hour a day – and even then is confined to a cell-sized cage. His lawyers say the double amputee, who is blind in one eye and diabetic, isn’t getting the medical care he needs, and that he’d go back to Belmarsh prison in London “in a second”.:joy:

Should we put it to a vote?:p
 
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Barmitzvah Boy

Global winner of the 2021 Christmas Quiz 👊🤩🤩
Oh Joy..........:party:
"The Islamist hate preacher Abu Hamza :poop: is appealing to be returned to a British jail on the grounds that the “inhuman” conditions at his supermax prison in the US breach his human rights. The Egypt-born cleric was jailed in the UK in 2006 for inciting murder and later extradited to the US, where he was convicted of terrorism offences and sentenced to life. Imprisoned in Colorado, he lives in solitary confinement in a special unit, where he is allowed out of his tiny cell for only an hour a day – and even then is confined to a cell-sized cage. His lawyers say the double amputee, who is blind in one eye and diabetic, isn’t getting the medical care he needs, and that he’d go back to Belmarsh prison in London “in a second”.:joy:

Should we put it to a vote?:p
How do you wipe your bottie if you have a hook for a hand? Must be dammed painful unless you have an assistant.
 
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