Barmitzvah Boy
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This weekend sees the Waggoty bus ending its way up to the land of the Mogga, the mighty Middlesbrough.
I have decided to give the Rovers ticket office a tinkle (not before 11am in case I wake them from their slumbers) and buy a ticket for this so so important match. Both teams have problems. Boro are struggling to pay staff wages whilst Rovers are involved in a relegation death wish….I have no idea where our next points will come from unless we bribe the referee; perhaps plying Gilsenan will help as he can’t be my worse them some of the dross played by a number of our regular forest team players.
Do you remember when the wheels fell off the Rovers bus?
We were heading for a win but there was no stopping us
I fell head over heels but that wasn't enough
And now the bolts that bind us have all just turned to rust
I wonder what's under your bandages
We speak the same words in different languages
Just say the word and I'll help you to unfreeze
But it's so hard when you don't know the word for please
The wheels just fell off the Waggoty bus
(words thanks to The Hoosiers)
Thw Waggoty Bus Passing Through Blubberhouses on Route to Migglesborough
What will happen this Saturday? Will we have yet another dreadful display? Will Gallagher win a header? Will Gallagher find the net?
Samuel Gallagher Promotional Video
I predict a narrow Rovers 3-0 defeat followed by ’Useless’ Eustace repeating “togetherness” and “we are in the sh!t together” 15 times followed by “….we need 4 points per game to stay up”.
PS. I am not travelling by bus.
I have decided to give the Rovers ticket office a tinkle (not before 11am in case I wake them from their slumbers) and buy a ticket for this so so important match. Both teams have problems. Boro are struggling to pay staff wages whilst Rovers are involved in a relegation death wish….I have no idea where our next points will come from unless we bribe the referee; perhaps plying Gilsenan will help as he can’t be my worse them some of the dross played by a number of our regular forest team players.
Do you remember when the wheels fell off the Rovers bus?
We were heading for a win but there was no stopping us
I fell head over heels but that wasn't enough
And now the bolts that bind us have all just turned to rust
I wonder what's under your bandages
We speak the same words in different languages
Just say the word and I'll help you to unfreeze
But it's so hard when you don't know the word for please
The wheels just fell off the Waggoty bus
(words thanks to The Hoosiers)
Thw Waggoty Bus Passing Through Blubberhouses on Route to Migglesborough
What will happen this Saturday? Will we have yet another dreadful display? Will Gallagher win a header? Will Gallagher find the net?
Samuel Gallagher Promotional Video
I predict a narrow Rovers 3-0 defeat followed by ’Useless’ Eustace repeating “togetherness” and “we are in the sh!t together” 15 times followed by “….we need 4 points per game to stay up”.
PS. I am not travelling by bus.
Seems Boro are another club teetering on the edge of financial breakdown. We can whinge at the Premier League clubs all we want but they don't agree stupid contracts with poor to average players do they?
