My Favourite Magazines 😉

[Barmitzvah Boy]

When I was a lad I used to go with my school mates into the bookshop on Towngate in Leyland that could not display their magazines and books in the window, after carefully looking around to see if anyone was watching.

Having progressed upmarket somewhat from a flash of muff I would like to share with you some of the better class publications available on the shelves of Waitrose and Booths.

Number 1 is…..

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Number 2 (I have a subscription) is….

 

[davebirch]

Our garbage collectors come really early (5am) and boy, they don't mind waking everyone up.
The number of times I've suddenly woken up at 4.30 am and thought "the effing bins". Then the neighbours get woken up by me wheeling them out, before settling down only to be woken up 30 or so minutes later!

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

No 3 Just for you Jocks…..

 

[Drog]

Dave .... It's prob you that wakes up the kookaburros! tbh if I was a bin man or similar in Oz I'd want to get the job done, get finished open a tube of lager and fire up the barbie.

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

No 4. I am a regular subscriber….

 

[davebirch]

Dave .... It's prob you that wakes up the kookaburros! tbh if I was a bin man or similar in Oz I'd want to get the job done, get finished open a tube of lager and fire up the barbie.

Kookaburras, Drog Kookaburras!
also our "garbos" work alone now. They drive a truck that allows them to pick up the bin, chuck the contents into the back of the truck and place the bin on the curb.

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Our bins are colour coded:
red lid for general waste
yellow lid for recyclable (paper/glass/plastic
green lid for garden waste an the like, as long as it can be composted

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

They introduced a new recycling scheme up here last year.
Three brand new bins.
One for general household waste.
One for paper and cardboard.
One for recyclables, tins, cartons, plastic pots etc
Get this
You can't put glass in the bin
You have to keep your glass separate and take it to the nearest village to a recycling bin there.
Which clever public servant came up with that one??

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

No 5

 

[davebirch]

Is that drog in the back row in the Partridge family photo?

 

[Drog]

No.. that's me in the balaclava.

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

No 6. If you wonder why the spelling is a wee bit awry it is because they were always pi$$ed on Walnut Grove

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

No 7 for all you Rabbie Burns fans we have the Rabbie Burns Weekly. Available in all good Jock shops.

 

[Alan]

Never mind Burns night. Much more important tomorrow is my 80th birthday.

 

[OnlyOneTugay]

Congratulations Al . I’ll congratulate you again tomorrow and wish you a happy birthday . I guess you might be celebrating early if Rovers can do the business tonight ! All the best

 

[davebirch]

Congrats Al.
May you have many more.

 

[Drog]

Congratulations Al . I’ll congratulate you again tomorrow and wish you a happy birthday . I guess you might be celebrating early if Rovers can do the business tonight ! All the best

Happy Birthday Al for tomorrow Al. 3 points tonight must make it all the better.

 

[rovers95]

Happy Birthday Al!

 

[OnlyOneTugay]

I’ve posted a special thread for him

 

[rovers95]

Ta!