My forecasts for the next few matches.

[Alan]

I am going on holiday next Wednesday so can you please note my forecasts whilst I'm away
Middlesborough 3 - 1 to Rovers
Sunderland 2 - 1 to Rovers
Ipswich 2 -1 to Ipswich
Cardiff 2 - 1 to Rovers
Leicester 2 - 2

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

I am going on holiday next Wednesday so can you please note my forecasts whilst I'm away
Middlesborough 3 - 1 to Rovers
Sunderland 2 - 1 to Rovers
Ipswich 2 -1 to Ipswich
Cardiff 2 - 1 to Rovers
Leicester 2 - 2

Alan, don’t forget the suntan lotion.

 

[1SimonGarner]

..... and your speedo's.

 

[Alan]

Got plenty of sun lotion and I have a pair of Speedos (Actually they are swim shorts manufactured by Speedo)

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Budgie smugglers?

 

[Drog]

Al surely your phone or computer will let you keep in contact?

 

[Alan]

Al surely your phone or computer will let you keep in contact?

Yes but I'm likely to forget. I have other things on my mind then. I'll do my bit repelling the Russians though.

 

[1SimonGarner]

So by holiday, you mean you're joining up with the Ukranian freedom fighters Al? I've got this vision of you going over the top with your Kalashnikov and your blue and white Budgie smugglers....... and I've not had my dinner yet!

 

[Alan]

So by holiday, you mean you're joining up with the Ukranian freedom fighters Al? I've got this vision of you going over the top with your Kalashnikov and your blue and white Budgie smugglers....... and I've not had my dinner yet!

I like to do my bit. I'll let Drog explain how we both spend a lot of time repelling Russians.

 

[steve w]

Cyprus?
Limassol would be my bet

 

[Alan]

We went to Cyprus for many years but since Brexit the hotel has regressed. It was near Paphos. This time we are going to Portugal.

 

[Drog]

Me n Al regularly go above and beyond the call of duty to repel hordes of effin spammers!!!!. Not all Russians of course but they prob constitute the majority.

 

[Robin]

So by holiday, you mean you're joining up with the Ukranian freedom fighters Al? I've got this vision of you going over the top with your Kalashnikov and your blue and white Budgie smugglers....... and I've not had my dinner yet!

Skip the Russian crap and bring some British steel instead!

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Don’t want to be pedantic but that looks like a Bren Gun which was made in Enfield from a Czech design.

 

[Robin]

Don’t want to be pedantic but that looks like a Bren Gun which was made in Enfield from a Czech design.

Bren light it should be and you seem to know your machine guns. However, rather Czech design than Russian.

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Yes the name itself is an amalgamation of the towns Brno in Czechoslovakia and Enfield.