Barmitzvah Boy
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I am looking forward to the trip to Northampton (if anyone wants a lift please say - I am cheap); I have a relative who is a (big load of) Cobblers fan; he is blind but has match commentary when he attends. Rovers appallingly withdrew this facility at a days notice at the start of this season.
I have never been to this stadium before and I fully expect our allocation of 1,475 to sell out. This is another new out-of-town new stadium so expect it to be soulless and in the vicinity of the usual sh!te food outlets like Beeny & Franky, Dolmio Pizza and B&Q Burgers.
They are knicknamed the Cobblers as Northampton, and surrounding villages, were the centre of the UK’s shoe making industry. The area still makes high end hand made shoes such as Church’s, Lobb, Barker and Loake. Indeed I only buy Loake; they cost a few quid but you save £££ in the long run - I am still wearing a 7 year old pair of Loakes and they fit like a dream. I am sending a copy of this post to Loake in the hope of a discount.
The other thing the town is famous for is the highest number of sex aids shops in the country per head of population. Indeed the Club shop does a roaring trade in Cobblers branded dildos - The Rovers Store please note - with the rampant rabbit doing somewhat well. Perhaps Rovers could have a ‘Rampant Dack’ or ‘Harry Chapman Furry Handcuffs’ for our lady fans. I will suggest this on my next visit, would anyone care to record the exchange for YouTube?
There most famous fan is some bloke called Shaquille O’Neal who played something called NBA. I have never heard of him and can someone please explain why he has a lady’s name.
I attach a photo of Max for completeness. As for the score I am putting 50p on a Rovers 3-0 win.