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Drog

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Must say it'd be a toss up between the two.
 

Barmitzvah Boy

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Did anyone read the article in the LT earlier this week about a man caught 'pleasuring' himself on a bus in Burnley? It must have been whilst reading a match day programme and looking at the photo of Sean Dyke.
 

Drog

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Might even have been a Burnley man on a bus going through Ewood.
 

Drog

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Wooden seats ina Premier League ground? That lot just don't get it do they?
 

Victor_Kruger

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Wooden seats ina Premier League ground? That lot just don't get it do they?
The only problem is they can point out they've just beaten Chelsea away in the PL whereas we have been beaten by Southend away and Doncaster at home in Lg 1. We're not on a good footing here.
 

Alan

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The only problem is they can point out they've just beaten Chelsea away in the PL whereas we have been beaten by Southend away and Doncaster at home in Lg 1. We're not on a good footing here.
Doesn't stop Burnley from being a town full of inbred plebs because they have a moderately successful football team when up against nine men.
 

Drog

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The only problem is they can point out they've just beaten Chelsea away in the PL whereas we have been beaten by Southend away and Doncaster at home in Lg 1. We're not on a good footing here.
Maybe but with Prem income under their belts there will never be a better time to upgrade their facilities.
 

Pinkrover

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So there's a tutor I can't stand the bitch..real dipsy blonde bimbo..today she ask me if had any snow past few days..i said no..she said she did were she lives in Burnley..automatically think ha that's your problem then u a fuking dingle..then she goes on to say hates the snow and she fell and broke bones in hand and has wonky fingers!!!! She shows me her hand and I cudnt help but count her fingers !!! Fffsss lmfao..took everything I had not to come out with something sarci...!! But least I no Thursday lessons are a nightmare cuz she's a fukin inbred bimbo
 

yoda

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So there's a tutor I can't stand the bitch..real dipsy blonde bimbo..today she ask me if had any snow past few days..i said no..she said she did were she lives in Burnley..automatically think ha that's your problem then u a fuking dingle..then she goes on to say hates the snow and she fell and broke bones in hand and has wonky fingers!!!! She shows me her hand and I cudnt help but count her fingers !!! Fffsss lmfao..took everything I had not to come out with something sarci...!! But least I no Thursday lessons are a nightmare cuz she's a fukin inbred bimbo

The mind boggles on what a Dingle might be capable of teaching you Pink, does she know about the new Tattoos, a bit of sister love might be on her mind :)
 

Pinkrover

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The mind boggles on what a Dingle might be capable of teaching you Pink, does she know about the new Tattoos, a bit of sister love might be on her mind :)
She can't teach...few times she's asked me to tell every1 to shut up n listen hahaha..no1 respects her...but now I no why lol...no she don't no bout tattoo I skived a day off to get it done...sssshhhh lol..
 
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