Barmitzvah Boy
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Here we are in February, goodbye January - you were not missed. Rovers of course did get two decent results in the later part of January, although the football was not pleasant on the eye we did grind out results and the team spirit appears to be excellent, those are good ingredients for success.
As for QPR they managed an excellent 2-1 win at Watford last night, a result that may be helpful to Rovers. I do always enjoy my visits to the Klaptrap Prince Stadium as it is now named. I prefer the old name Loftus Road any day. One of my favourite visits was to see Rovers win 4-0 against Fulham when FFC used it as a temporary home; I even stayed in a hotel in Fulham that night....the locals were not happy.
So what is the crack about QPR then? Their nickname is the Hoopoes, named after the colourful bird on which the Club based its team shirts. So attractive is this bird that some of the QPR players have their hair styled to match - wonderful stuff. You would not get me in a hairdo like that for a million dollars.
QPR players Bignuts and Burpham:
A HOOPOE:
Me with my new style:
Finding a QPR fan as fit as our very own super fit Kate was a struggle, until I came across the name Debbie Harry. She made me swoon was I was a wee nipper, I even saw her at King Georges Hall on a Friday night prior to a Rovers game. I was fixated and in love.....no chance of that now as Debs has ‘come out’ and stated she is a bisexual. I looked that up on the BBC Children’s’ Teaching Channel but gave up at gender number 55 out of the 100 genders that exist according to the information the BBC are feeding our kids
This is what our Debs used to be like, apparently the little tinker often used to perform in no underwear. I wish I knew that as I would have paid extra for a front row seat.
QPR is in a relatively cheap part of London where a 2 up, 2 down can be bought for as low as £500K, how the posh Southerners live eh? I have always thought they should be a TV reality programme where we do a swap between some Southern Softies and a beauty spot like Padiham or Gannow. They would not last a week down in London.
Padiham High Street after the Sales:
I did ask our Kate for her view on the game but she was busy on an engagement with Debbie Harry. After a long wait, she looked a bit the worse for wear for some reason, she decided that Rovers would win 2-0 and it is about time that Brereton scored.
Kate looking worse for wear
This game is the start of a long hard month for Rovers, Debs and our Kate. We have QPR, Nobbers, Barnsley, Watford and Forest.
Meanwhile Debs and Kate also have Nobbers and probably 99 other versions to content with.
Enjoy the roller coaster. If we win this it could well be nosebleed time given how high we are in the Championship.
Finally just a little taster of that naughty Debbie, I hope your very own ‘Tide is High’ and you are in ‘Rapture‘(s)
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Happy February BB
As for QPR they managed an excellent 2-1 win at Watford last night, a result that may be helpful to Rovers. I do always enjoy my visits to the Klaptrap Prince Stadium as it is now named. I prefer the old name Loftus Road any day. One of my favourite visits was to see Rovers win 4-0 against Fulham when FFC used it as a temporary home; I even stayed in a hotel in Fulham that night....the locals were not happy.
So what is the crack about QPR then? Their nickname is the Hoopoes, named after the colourful bird on which the Club based its team shirts. So attractive is this bird that some of the QPR players have their hair styled to match - wonderful stuff. You would not get me in a hairdo like that for a million dollars.
QPR players Bignuts and Burpham:
A HOOPOE:
Me with my new style:
Finding a QPR fan as fit as our very own super fit Kate was a struggle, until I came across the name Debbie Harry. She made me swoon was I was a wee nipper, I even saw her at King Georges Hall on a Friday night prior to a Rovers game. I was fixated and in love.....no chance of that now as Debs has ‘come out’ and stated she is a bisexual. I looked that up on the BBC Children’s’ Teaching Channel but gave up at gender number 55 out of the 100 genders that exist according to the information the BBC are feeding our kids
BBC films used in schools teach children there are '100 genders or more'
A VIDEO produced by the BBC for school children has said there are 100 or more gender identities – despite GPs recognising six. The idea is put forward in material produced by BBC Teach to su…
www.thesun.co.uk
This is what our Debs used to be like, apparently the little tinker often used to perform in no underwear. I wish I knew that as I would have paid extra for a front row seat.
QPR is in a relatively cheap part of London where a 2 up, 2 down can be bought for as low as £500K, how the posh Southerners live eh? I have always thought they should be a TV reality programme where we do a swap between some Southern Softies and a beauty spot like Padiham or Gannow. They would not last a week down in London.
Padiham High Street after the Sales:
I did ask our Kate for her view on the game but she was busy on an engagement with Debbie Harry. After a long wait, she looked a bit the worse for wear for some reason, she decided that Rovers would win 2-0 and it is about time that Brereton scored.
Kate looking worse for wear
This game is the start of a long hard month for Rovers, Debs and our Kate. We have QPR, Nobbers, Barnsley, Watford and Forest.
Meanwhile Debs and Kate also have Nobbers and probably 99 other versions to content with.
Enjoy the roller coaster. If we win this it could well be nosebleed time given how high we are in the Championship.
Finally just a little taster of that naughty Debbie, I hope your very own ‘Tide is High’ and you are in ‘Rapture‘(s)
1
Happy February BB
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