Barmitzvah Boy
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The final game in a somewhat gruelling schedule of some 7 games in 20 days. Thank goodness for the international break and the opportunity for JDT to give the lads a few days rest and relaxation on some tropical island of turquoise seas, coconut laden palm trees, and fair maidens to massage away the toils of our brave lads.
It all sounds idyllic and the stuff of dreams. If I was JDT I would get the lads out on Witton Park, clean up the dog shit then a few games against the local Rec team to learn how to win dirty after snarling in the face of the opposition. Rovers players need to grow some balls and quickly, we are the team the opposition managers are lining up to play against; tickle our belly and we will roll over.
I love going to QPR. It is a proper football ground unlike the soulless stadia of Middlesborough, Huddersfield and Bolton for example. The fans are close to the pitch and the players must be able to hear every groan, fart and expletive…..there is no hiding place.
The surrounding area, even for London, has some decent community pubs. Most of them are visitor fan friendly where you can wear colours, have a decent beer and mull over the meaning of life with the locals.
I am looking forward to our super signing ‘Sickie’ Ennis starting this game. How can a player who was only just “about to return on the grass” (maybe JDT really meant he should be put out to grass or maybe he had been smoking it?) suddenly declare himself fit? Apparently this was also an issue at Plymouth
. I have however managed to see a brief clip of Ennis showing his silky skills , the image being leaked from Brockhall this morning.
Silky ‘Sicknote’ Ennis:
I will miss this game as I have decided to fly out for an exotic beach holiday on the Albanian Riviera. I am stopping at the Hotel Pickpocket and have agreed to do some community activities to help the local economy. On Saturday afternoon as Rovers kick off I will be land mine clearing and Tuesday is my dream day as I advise how to money launder via a Turkish barber shop following by a session building a car wash for the local children to practice for work opportunities in the UK.
I will be looking for the scores from afar. My prediction is a 5-4 victory to QPR who will claim JDT is the Messiah and the best footballing team they have played since 1905.
JDT Visits The Lake District
Love n Kisses
BB
It all sounds idyllic and the stuff of dreams. If I was JDT I would get the lads out on Witton Park, clean up the dog shit then a few games against the local Rec team to learn how to win dirty after snarling in the face of the opposition. Rovers players need to grow some balls and quickly, we are the team the opposition managers are lining up to play against; tickle our belly and we will roll over.
I love going to QPR. It is a proper football ground unlike the soulless stadia of Middlesborough, Huddersfield and Bolton for example. The fans are close to the pitch and the players must be able to hear every groan, fart and expletive…..there is no hiding place.
The surrounding area, even for London, has some decent community pubs. Most of them are visitor fan friendly where you can wear colours, have a decent beer and mull over the meaning of life with the locals.
I am looking forward to our super signing ‘Sickie’ Ennis starting this game. How can a player who was only just “about to return on the grass” (maybe JDT really meant he should be put out to grass or maybe he had been smoking it?) suddenly declare himself fit? Apparently this was also an issue at Plymouth
. I have however managed to see a brief clip of Ennis showing his silky skills , the image being leaked from Brockhall this morning.Silky ‘Sicknote’ Ennis:
I will miss this game as I have decided to fly out for an exotic beach holiday on the Albanian Riviera. I am stopping at the Hotel Pickpocket and have agreed to do some community activities to help the local economy. On Saturday afternoon as Rovers kick off I will be land mine clearing and Tuesday is my dream day as I advise how to money launder via a Turkish barber shop following by a session building a car wash for the local children to practice for work opportunities in the UK.
I will be looking for the scores from afar. My prediction is a 5-4 victory to QPR who will claim JDT is the Messiah and the best footballing team they have played since 1905.
JDT Visits The Lake District
Love n Kisses
BB
