Barmitzvah Boy
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Sorry for the slight delay with me providing you with my match preview. I realise most of you have been logging in almost every hour to read what garbage BB is spouting; or is it to see what ‘our Carol’ is wearing or not wearing ? 
. To be honest life has been all hustle and bustle in the BB household combined with the after match hangover from Sunday. I just hope Reading away is not too much for our boys in blue and white given the enormous effort at the weekend.
However the good news is that ‘our Carol’ will be making the short train journey from South Wales to Reading this Wednesday afternoon after her weekend of exhaustions. She has promised to lead the Rovers community singing and will start with her very own theme tune based on the old favourite the Hokey Kokey.
All together now….
“In out, in out shake it all about
You do the Giggsy Wiggsy
And you give my arse a tickle
You pass the ball to Big Ben
And he turns you inside out
Then he scores for fun fun fun”.
On the subject of our superstar BBD I managed to source a couple of images: one of his younger days training at Notts Forest and another of a brief Chile training video. The second image will explain why defenders are frightened of him him and why he is such a sharp shooter.
BEN BD IN TRAINING AGE 9 3/4
CHILE NATIONAL TEAM TRAINING VIDEO
We must however be aware of the the Reading secret weapon. They have a new mascot called ‘Kermit the Man Eating Frog’ who is trained to discreetly swallow up the opposition when they are not looking. Dolan better be careful and keep away from the touchline in front of the Reading Library Community Stand in case he gets gobbled up.
‘OUR CAROL’ ENJOYING WATCHING KERMIT GOBBLING AWAY
KERMIT DESTROYS THE CAREER OF A LEAGUE 1 MANAGER
As for Reading it is a town of little note. It is indeed the largest town in the country and a key fact is that some people wrongly believe it to be a City. Reading was also voted to be Englands most boring town by readers of ‘Not Very Interesting Facts Magazine’. It also has fewer public toilets per resident than any other town in Berkshire.
The final top fact about Reading is that the town is known as the 4 B’s: Beer, Bricks, Biscuits and Bores after the main industries and the local inhabitants. Out of interest my home town is also known as the 4 B’s: Bonking, Boozing, Bottoms and even more Bonking, all named after myself of course.
ONLY £3.50 ON BLACKBURN MARKET*
‘Our Carol’ is excited to attend her first Rovers game of the season. We spoke on WhatsApp after the WBA game and she asked me for me some clothing tips. I advised her that the travelling Rovers fans are normally patriotic and for her not to wear anything too Welsh.
ROVERS FANS BEING PATRIOTIC
Carol has promised to tone it down and to cover herself up as she is aware that some of our fans can be lustful after a couple of weak shandies. Her more revealing clothing is being keep back for my after match party with her in the Premier Inn M4 Services.
CAROL AIMS TO DRESS MODESTLY FOR THE GAME AT READING
But of course the main event is not in the M4 Services Bridal Suite it is at the Car Breadown Stadium. I am predicting a 3-0 victory for the Rovers followed by a chorus of the Hokey Pokey all the way back along the M4.
* Carol has ordered me to bring her 4 of these to take back to Wales where she should be able to get at least a 200% markup.
. To be honest life has been all hustle and bustle in the BB household combined with the after match hangover from Sunday. I just hope Reading away is not too much for our boys in blue and white given the enormous effort at the weekend.However the good news is that ‘our Carol’ will be making the short train journey from South Wales to Reading this Wednesday afternoon after her weekend of exhaustions. She has promised to lead the Rovers community singing and will start with her very own theme tune based on the old favourite the Hokey Kokey.
All together now….
“In out, in out shake it all about
You do the Giggsy Wiggsy
And you give my arse a tickle
You pass the ball to Big Ben
And he turns you inside out
Then he scores for fun fun fun”.
On the subject of our superstar BBD I managed to source a couple of images: one of his younger days training at Notts Forest and another of a brief Chile training video. The second image will explain why defenders are frightened of him him and why he is such a sharp shooter.
BEN BD IN TRAINING AGE 9 3/4
CHILE NATIONAL TEAM TRAINING VIDEO
We must however be aware of the the Reading secret weapon. They have a new mascot called ‘Kermit the Man Eating Frog’ who is trained to discreetly swallow up the opposition when they are not looking. Dolan better be careful and keep away from the touchline in front of the Reading Library Community Stand in case he gets gobbled up.
‘OUR CAROL’ ENJOYING WATCHING KERMIT GOBBLING AWAY
KERMIT DESTROYS THE CAREER OF A LEAGUE 1 MANAGER
As for Reading it is a town of little note. It is indeed the largest town in the country and a key fact is that some people wrongly believe it to be a City. Reading was also voted to be Englands most boring town by readers of ‘Not Very Interesting Facts Magazine’. It also has fewer public toilets per resident than any other town in Berkshire.
The final top fact about Reading is that the town is known as the 4 B’s: Beer, Bricks, Biscuits and Bores after the main industries and the local inhabitants. Out of interest my home town is also known as the 4 B’s: Bonking, Boozing, Bottoms and even more Bonking, all named after myself of course.
ONLY £3.50 ON BLACKBURN MARKET*
‘Our Carol’ is excited to attend her first Rovers game of the season. We spoke on WhatsApp after the WBA game and she asked me for me some clothing tips. I advised her that the travelling Rovers fans are normally patriotic and for her not to wear anything too Welsh.
ROVERS FANS BEING PATRIOTIC
Carol has promised to tone it down and to cover herself up as she is aware that some of our fans can be lustful after a couple of weak shandies. Her more revealing clothing is being keep back for my after match party with her in the Premier Inn M4 Services.
CAROL AIMS TO DRESS MODESTLY FOR THE GAME AT READING
But of course the main event is not in the M4 Services Bridal Suite it is at the Car Breadown Stadium. I am predicting a 3-0 victory for the Rovers followed by a chorus of the Hokey Pokey all the way back along the M4.
* Carol has ordered me to bring her 4 of these to take back to Wales where she should be able to get at least a 200% markup.
