Rovers Superstitions

[1SimonGarner]

I'm extremely superstitious, salute magpies (and say good day maggy how's yer wife today!), avoid ladders, hop up and down on one leg when my cricket team is on 111 etc. But I've never really had any Rovers superstitions..... until now.

Before the Boro away game I bought Rovers coat and have wore it in the 3 matches since, but I also realised that I had the same pants, trainers and even my lucky Boxers on (XXL). So from now on, this is my Rovers get up until it goes wrong! My big worry is, being a bachelor and a master of domestic procrastination ( AKA a lazy bastard), what do I do when we have 3 games in a week?

I apologise in advance if anyone is seated downwind of me for the remainder of the season. Anyone else got any Rovers superstitions?

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

I will stand when the teams come out but don’t sit down until the kick off and have to shout “come on Rovers.”

 

[1SimonGarner]

Don't stand too long ODB, Rigor mortis might set in

 

[Drog]

I'm extremely superstitious, salute magpies (and say good day maggy how's yer wife today!), avoid ladders, hop up and down on one leg when my cricket team is on 111 etc. But I've never really had any Rovers superstitions..... until now.

Before the Boro away game I bought Rovers coat and have wore it in the 3 matches since, but I also realised that I had the same pants, trainers and even my lucky Boxers on (XXL). So from now on, this is my Rovers get up until it goes wrong! My big worry is, being a bachelor and a master of domestic procrastination ( AKA a lazy bastard), what do I do when we have 3 games in a week?

I apologise in advance if anyone is seated downwind of me for the remainder of the season. Anyone else got any Rovers superstitions?

1. I shoot magpies if I can get close enough.
2. Boxers? XXL? I trust it's cos you have a big arse.

3. Import a phillipino.
Sorted SG no charge.

 

[1SimonGarner]

Cheeky bugger

 

[1SimonGarner]

I tried one of those Phillipinos once Drog, they came with too much equipment if you know what I mean. Had to post them back!

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Superstitions…..easy:

Sex before, during (at HT), and after the game. It is good exercise and helps me keep young and focussed.

 

[Drog]

You must have a bloody good mirror in your house BB..... and an even better imagination!

 

[1SimonGarner]

I like it BB but strictly speaking. it's not classed as sex if you're the only one there.