Barmitzvah Boy
Global winner of the 2021 Christmas Quiz 👊🤩🤩
Monday beckons and Ewood Park is destined to be a very wet and desolate place. The weather forecast is atrocious and a slightly over 1/4 full stadium could well also be a very lonely place for our Head Coach Driver Jon DHL Thomason.
Rovers go into this game at 46 gpm* whilst Rotherham are slightly head on 48 gpm. This is battle of the coaches and I would not want to waste my hard earned wads putting a bet on Rovers.
Rotherham Tykes Turn Up In Style:
Rovers New ‘Waggotty‘ Coach (complete with sundeck and natural aircon) is Announced:
I can see the crowd turning if we fail to put in a performance and gain 3 points against bottom club Rotherham. If we lose Rovers will be paying Rovers fans (I only receive digital payments unless of course it is used notes in a brown paper envelope) to attend the 3rd round of the Sweet FA Cup the following Saturday.
Goodness only knows who our MoTM will be, it is a complete lottery. I will hedge my bets on Niall ‘The Sloath’ Ennis being our MOT (Man of Turd).
What a game to look forward to. Rovers 0 v Rotherham 2
GOD HELP US
*gpm = goals (conceded) per match (total to date over the season) 🥸
Rovers go into this game at 46 gpm* whilst Rotherham are slightly head on 48 gpm. This is battle of the coaches and I would not want to waste my hard earned wads putting a bet on Rovers.
Rotherham Tykes Turn Up In Style:
Rovers New ‘Waggotty‘ Coach (complete with sundeck and natural aircon) is Announced:
I can see the crowd turning if we fail to put in a performance and gain 3 points against bottom club Rotherham. If we lose Rovers will be paying Rovers fans (I only receive digital payments unless of course it is used notes in a brown paper envelope) to attend the 3rd round of the Sweet FA Cup the following Saturday.
Goodness only knows who our MoTM will be, it is a complete lottery. I will hedge my bets on Niall ‘The Sloath’ Ennis being our MOT (Man of Turd).
What a game to look forward to. Rovers 0 v Rotherham 2
GOD HELP US
*gpm = goals (conceded) per match (total to date over the season) 🥸
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