1SimonGarner
Senior Member
Ah sheep hugging, I've read about your type, remember to be gentle.
If Carlsberg did Rovers matches ..........This is the scenario I envisage. We win all our remaining games this season and piss the league with a record points total (Burnley lose the play off final at Wembley in a penalty shoot out). The fixtures come out for next season and we're away at Man City on the first day. During the close season we poach Haaland from them. They try their hardest to keep him but he loves our kit, has found a nice property in Shadsworth and has made his mind up. They get Diaz, we get Haaland and 30 million quid.
Nil nil going into injury time, Diaz "misplaces" a back pass and instead plays in Haaland to score the Rovers winner right in front of our 20,000 travelling fans. Diaz rips his City top off to reveal a massive Rovers tattoo on his back, with the words "once a Rover always a Rover" underneath it.
Top of the league, a new record set, Burnley back in their rightful place below the most famous and successful club in East Lancashire and the most successful Town club in the whole football league - in history - ever - forever.
Who's going to ruin that?
“Hark thou hear the Rovers singBuzzing for tonight's game. I've got a challenge for any of our JWU and Riverside dwellers. You've got to get at least one song started tonight, anything in between Rovers Rovers ra ra ra and You're gonna get your fuckin head kicked in will be fine!
Time to enjoy being at the ground and making a bit of noise, as my Granddad used to say "you're a long time dead"...... he's dead now
COYB BOYS
Dack not even on bench. Get rid of this manager before he ruins the club.
Garrett makes his debut. I like the look of this kid I've got to say.
Probably calling his agent and who can blame him?I wonder where Dack is tonight?