Barmitzvah Boy
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Stoke away on Friday at 8pm. Another Sky Sports televised game and no doubt another defeat in front of the telly cameras playing our usual woeful stuff.
Our football really has been dire in recent weeks and it is such a life of drudgery watch the boys in blue and white. Dolan does one step over too far; Gally cannot trap a bag of wind; JRC is just bloody useless and both Buckley and Travis are half the players they were. I really cannot be arsed watching this shit show and Ewood is back to be an empty morgue.
BB wakes up three weeks later:
Just what do they put in the tea down at Brockhall? Is our major new signing a tea lady?
Is it this new signing:
Or is this new tea lady getting her buns out for the lads:
Whatever has happened was fully predicted by me
only a couple of weeks ago when having a session of tea leaf reading. Oh what a man of many skills. It is so pleasing to see our players playing something called football again, and the quality of it is sublime - we just need some better finishing and we will be improving our goal difference and we will be pushing up for automatic promotion. Even our fans are starting to show they believe in the ‘project’ as could be witnessed on Saturday at 2pm when the Blackburn End were in full flow:
“we love the project we do
we love the project we do
we love the project we do
the 5 year plan we love you”
Rovers Fans Roar On The Project
Even good old Carol has got into the act and is pumping it up for Rovers.
Carol Pumps, Pushes and Groans for the Boys in Blue
As for the game it will according to Carol “be a hard one” and she wants to give the boys some advice on dealing with a challenge. Carol says: “always be ready and prepared; practice your moves well in advance and if those don’t work always have an alternative in mind. Most importantly stay on top”.
Carol is confident in Rovers getting a victory. BB reckons we will slip in a couple of quickies and then finish up banging in a late one 3-0 to Rovers.
Our football really has been dire in recent weeks and it is such a life of drudgery watch the boys in blue and white. Dolan does one step over too far; Gally cannot trap a bag of wind; JRC is just bloody useless and both Buckley and Travis are half the players they were. I really cannot be arsed watching this shit show and Ewood is back to be an empty morgue.
BB wakes up three weeks later:
Just what do they put in the tea down at Brockhall? Is our major new signing a tea lady?
Is it this new signing:
Or is this new tea lady getting her buns out for the lads:
Whatever has happened was fully predicted by me
only a couple of weeks ago when having a session of tea leaf reading. Oh what a man of many skills. It is so pleasing to see our players playing something called football again, and the quality of it is sublime - we just need some better finishing and we will be improving our goal difference and we will be pushing up for automatic promotion. Even our fans are starting to show they believe in the ‘project’ as could be witnessed on Saturday at 2pm when the Blackburn End were in full flow: “we love the project we do
we love the project we do
we love the project we do
the 5 year plan we love you”
Rovers Fans Roar On The Project
Even good old Carol has got into the act and is pumping it up for Rovers.
Carol Pumps, Pushes and Groans for the Boys in Blue
As for the game it will according to Carol “be a hard one” and she wants to give the boys some advice on dealing with a challenge. Carol says: “always be ready and prepared; practice your moves well in advance and if those don’t work always have an alternative in mind. Most importantly stay on top”.
Carol is confident in Rovers getting a victory. BB reckons we will slip in a couple of quickies and then finish up banging in a late one 3-0 to Rovers.
