Barmitzvah Boy
Global winner of the 2021 Christmas Quiz 👊🤩🤩
12 noon on a Sunday….you must be joking. Sky TV rules and the fans come a very poor second. Who in their right minds are going to board a coach at Ewood at 06:30 on a Sunday morning after a night on the Liebfraumilch to go to a place called T’Watford?
You may well be surprised what the town of Watford has to offer. Instead of a red light district they have decided to go upmarket and politically correct with the local council opening a ‘Purple Quarter’ where the liberated locals can hang out.
Firstly the Museum of the Vagina is relocating from trendy Camden Town up the M1 to Watford. I did visit the said museum in North London only to get lost in the various orifices and cubby holes; indeed I asked the young lady behind the counter if she could recommend me anything to relieve heartache only to be informed this was the Museum of the Vagina rather than Angina. Oh dear what a mistake to make; I was then asked to leave as they had reached their quota of “dirty old white heterosexual men for the day”; apparently it is very popular with folk like me looking for the G - Spot.
T’Watford‘s New Museum:
BB Finally Finds the G - Spot (and captured it on camera for proof
🫣):
As well as the above museum of heavenly objects Watford also boasts a Sex Museum. You may expect such a place in Amsterdam (I can vouch there are many), Copenhagen, Hamburg, and there is even one in the Bible Belt of Pennsylvania in the USA but T’Watford of all places is a wee bit unexpected.
A Local Watford Dickhead Poses in the New ‘Purple Quarter’ Museum of Bonking:
Even Bible Belt Penisylvania in the USA Gets in on the Act:
Suprisingly the Watford FC club shop “The Theatre of Wet Dreams’ has got into the act. They stock a variety of Watford liveried children’s and adult toys along with erotic nightwear beside the usual training wear. You can even get a free tote bag with every purchase of a Watford FC teddy bear.
Watford FC Free Bag With Every Purchase
As for the game I am unable to attend. At 12 noon I will be preparing myself to take part in some extra curricular activity alongside my colleagues in the Lancashire Woke Collective helping them demonstrate against washing up becoming a new Olympic sport. Times must change, we need a new order, complacency and male heterosexual dominance must be smashed.
BB Shows His Support For Ladies Against Patriarchy:
The game of football will be a jolly good test of T’Rovers and I honestly hope we sick it up the T’Watford. However this is Blackburn Rovers we are talking about and we could well get bloodied. We are consistently inconsistent and are of course missing a few decent signings. Maybe we should have a bucket collection to buy a new centre forward with the hope we can turn this team around from rags to riches.
2-0 to Watford.
Love BB
You may well be surprised what the town of Watford has to offer. Instead of a red light district they have decided to go upmarket and politically correct with the local council opening a ‘Purple Quarter’ where the liberated locals can hang out.
Firstly the Museum of the Vagina is relocating from trendy Camden Town up the M1 to Watford. I did visit the said museum in North London only to get lost in the various orifices and cubby holes; indeed I asked the young lady behind the counter if she could recommend me anything to relieve heartache only to be informed this was the Museum of the Vagina rather than Angina. Oh dear what a mistake to make; I was then asked to leave as they had reached their quota of “dirty old white heterosexual men for the day”; apparently it is very popular with folk like me looking for the G - Spot.
T’Watford‘s New Museum:
BB Finally Finds the G - Spot (and captured it on camera for proof
🫣):As well as the above museum of heavenly objects Watford also boasts a Sex Museum. You may expect such a place in Amsterdam (I can vouch there are many), Copenhagen, Hamburg, and there is even one in the Bible Belt of Pennsylvania in the USA but T’Watford of all places is a wee bit unexpected.
A Local Watford Dickhead Poses in the New ‘Purple Quarter’ Museum of Bonking:
Even Bible Belt Penisylvania in the USA Gets in on the Act:
Suprisingly the Watford FC club shop “The Theatre of Wet Dreams’ has got into the act. They stock a variety of Watford liveried children’s and adult toys along with erotic nightwear beside the usual training wear. You can even get a free tote bag with every purchase of a Watford FC teddy bear.
Watford FC Free Bag With Every Purchase
As for the game I am unable to attend. At 12 noon I will be preparing myself to take part in some extra curricular activity alongside my colleagues in the Lancashire Woke Collective helping them demonstrate against washing up becoming a new Olympic sport. Times must change, we need a new order, complacency and male heterosexual dominance must be smashed.
BB Shows His Support For Ladies Against Patriarchy:
The game of football will be a jolly good test of T’Rovers and I honestly hope we sick it up the T’Watford. However this is Blackburn Rovers we are talking about and we could well get bloodied. We are consistently inconsistent and are of course missing a few decent signings. Maybe we should have a bucket collection to buy a new centre forward with the hope we can turn this team around from rags to riches.
2-0 to Watford.
Love BB
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