Tattoos?

[Drog]

People don't need tattoos to remember a loved one surely amo? Before this daft craze did no one care about the dearly departed? Or do you mean they can skin and peel a dead persons tattoo off, frame it and hang it in the parlour to remember them by? Cover a book perhaps? Make it into a handbag? That might be the only uses for them.
I hate them with a vengeance. Can't help it but everytime I see a large tattoo I think stupid and lowlife. tbh I'd refuse to employ anyone with one. Plenty more candidates for jobs these days.

Interestingly you won't see one on a muslim. Someone in the Q'uran has forbidden them apparently.

 

[yoda]

Whats all that stuff the Muslim women have all over their hands

 

[Drog]

Henna and it's not permanent. Another daft proclamation in the Q'uran so that Allah can tell whether a messenger is a man or a woman. Why do people need to believe in silly fairy stories?

 

[ABBEY]

Nothing wrong with tattoos whatsoever ...some of the tats women have are very sexy.

 

[Drog]

You must mean those "Tramp stamps" eh Abbs?

 

[ABBEY]

Not at all gord there's some sexy ink out there

 

[ABBEY]

 

[Pinkrover]

You must mean those "Tramp stamps" eh Abbs?

Oi I have 4 tats and iv booked in for my 5th lol ..less of tramp stamp you !! Lol

 

[Pinkrover]

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Absolutely gorgeous

 

[Pinkrover]

 

[ABBEY]

Absolutely gorgeous

me ? I know I am lol

 

[Drog]

All those people would look so much better without chavvy tattoos, and they certainly will in a few years when they will just look ridiculous. By then they will regret it big time.

btw If anybody wants to go into business then go into tattoo removal. You cannot fail and will make serious bunce cos getting rid will cost lots more than getting them.

 

[Pinkrover]

All those people would look so much better without chavvy tattoos, and they certainly will in a few years when they will just look ridiculous. By then they will regret it big time.

btw If anybody wants to go into business then go into tattoo removal. You cannot fail and will make serious bunce cos getting rid will cost lots more than getting them.

Chavvy aswell now..lol..there an art..

 

[Drog]

Chavvy aswell now..lol..there an art..

Can't be.... art appreciates in value the older it gets! Tatts just shrivel and move south.

 

[Pinkrover]

Can't be.... art appreciates in value the older it gets! Tatts just shrivel and move south.

Art shrivel on paper and fades..same thing ain't it ?? Plus who's to say we live that long till we sag and shrivel up lol

 

[Pinkrover]

Nothing worse than an attractive lady covered in tatts. You don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari!

Lol not the same !

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

My barrister mate tells the story of when he asked his secretary why she had lettering back-to-front, and upside down on the top of her back.

She said it was so her boyfriend could read it when she was giving him a blow job. Apparently she did not bat an eyelid when saying this to her learned boss.

 

[Drog]

One way to make sure you don't say her sisters name by mistake in the heat of the moment........

...... or her Mothers!