Whilst on’t internet I found this.....

[Barmitzvah Boy]

‘Get Your Knobs Out For The Lads
Get Your Knobs Out For The Lads’

30 women caught mingling in Blackpool car park 'all dressed as a penis'

Lancashire Constabulary were also needed after a limousine pulled over near an Accrington pub when a group of 10-15 women - who “appeared to be having a hen do” – jumped out and proceeded to urinate in public

www.lancs.live

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

‘Get Your Knobs Out For The Lads
Get Your Knobs Out For The Lads’

30 women caught mingling in Blackpool car park 'all dressed as a penis'

Lancashire Constabulary were also needed after a limousine pulled over near an Accrington pub when a group of 10-15 women - who “appeared to be having a hen do” – jumped out and proceeded to urinate in public

www.lancs.live

Classy

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

 

[Drog]

Dave birch.... You may as well come home!

Sydney sees wettest year on record - BBC News

Residents in parts of Australia are bracing for their fifth flood event in less than two years.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Dave birch.... You may as well come home!

Sydney sees wettest year on record - BBC News

Residents in parts of Australia are bracing for their fifth flood event in less than two years.

www.bbc.co.uk

I wouldn’t.

 

[davebirch]

Golf is off again this week, but the upside is it means another lunch with a couple of the guys. The downside is it usually costs more for lunch than a round of golf and drinks afterwards.

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

The ladies are flocking are ALDI

Dad left in stitches after finding huge rude-shaped pear in Aldi shopping

"My eyes almost popped out my head. My missus just started laughing. I told her there's no way I'm eating that.

www.lancs.live

 

[Drog]

I blame the Wonky Wanky Veg craze.

 

[Drog]

Dad's dark thought struggle as cost crisis shuts all of his doughnut shops

"I'll never count myself as a failure, I've left a legacy that people have enjoyed, but I am heartbroken and I am gutted."

www.lancs.live

I wonder if the world will be able to keep on spinning after this earth shattering news? Some poor bloody tree in Norway has been cut down for this! Tbh i'd rather worry rats than eat one of those godawful things. No wonder type 2 diabetes is so popular amongst the Muslim community is it?
Even worse the government and bwd council haven't baled him out with our money! How could they be so heartless?

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Dad's dark thought struggle as cost crisis shuts all of his doughnut shops

"I'll never count myself as a failure, I've left a legacy that people have enjoyed, but I am heartbroken and I am gutted."

www.lancs.live

I wonder if the world will be able to keep on spinning after this earth shattering news? Some poor bloody tree in Norway has been cut down for this! Tbh i'd rather worry rats than eat one of those godawful things. No wonder type 2 diabetes is so popular amongst the Muslim community is it?
Even worse the government and bwd council haven't baled him out with our money! How could they be so heartless?

I’ve actually been in the Blackburn shop to make a purchase for someone else. The prices were exorbitant and I suggest the owner should have a proper business plan in place should he wish to open another shop in the future that actually has a sensible pricing structure for its merchandise.

 

[davebirch]

I found this on an ABC blog about the floods in Victoria:
Fill in the missing word:

Had
Heard
Missed
Experienced

"Victorian town shaken by 3.4-magnitutde earthquake
As if Victorians didn't have enough on their plate, the town of Mansfield in the state's north-east was shaken by a 3.4-magnitude earthquake around 9am.
Resident Barb told ABC Statewide Mornings she two bangs before going outside to investigate.
"We had two big thumps — the cat went for her life," she said.
An earthquake scientist says it could be an aftershock from last year's 5.9-magnitude quake."

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Old style Policing in Blackburn in 1975 with regard to the treatment of juveniles. I must admit I’ve never heard of it before nor Sergeant Ray who is the fearsome main character, anyone remember this? Apparently the film was banned for 15 years!

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

 

[Drog]

Old style Policing in Blackburn in 1975 with regard to the treatment of juveniles. I must admit I’ve never heard of it before nor Sergeant Ray who is the fearsome main character, anyone remember this? Apparently the film was banned for 15 years!

Brilliant stuff. It reminds me of that 7 Up. I wonder how those kids made out? They'll be in their 50's by now. Headmistress never without a fag on the go either.

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Brilliant stuff. It reminds me of that 7 Up. I wonder how those kids made out? They'll be in their 50's by now. Headmistress never without a fag on the go either.

There’s a follow up film of them in adulthood but I haven’t watched it yet.

 

[Drog]

Put it on here if you find it ODB.

Turns out Sgt Ray's wife Mrs Ray was a teecher at my skoo... but not one that taught me. their son was a bit younger than me but a really good looking lad that could pull just about any girl he liked back then.... jammy git!

btw on what grounds was it banned?

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Turns out Mrs Ray was a teecher at my skoo... but not one that taught me. their son was a bit younger than me but a really good looking lad that could pull just about any girl he liked back then.... jammy git!

I know the problem.

 

[Drog]

Was your mate a ladykiller too BB?

 

[Alan]

I had a mate like that. I finished up going out with his girl's mates. It wasn't so bad some of them were pretty nice.

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]