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Sorry for the late preview but I have been ill with the noro virus and have been projectile vomiting. I realise you won‘t want any details so just the one photo. BB in Portugal After Too Much Port I just hope that the Leicester City players have been spending all week on the piss and are...

The penultimate game of this season is the ultimate squeaky bum time game. We all know that Rovers are 💩 at present bar a couple of surprise wins at Sunderland and Leeds. I have sent an email to the powers that be at Ewood Park as follows: Dear Steve Wagtail, I write on behalf of the...

12:30 on a Sunday 🤯🤯🤯. This is a sign of things to come with the Premier League shafting the rest of the football pyramid, or to be correct a handful of rich fancy dan teams now control football. Rovers will be lucky to have more than 3 or 4 kick-offs at 3pm on a Saturday next season. I am...

Why bother getting a ST anymore. Ewood will be more dead than ever next season. Welcome to ‘Fortress Deadwood’!!! https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/sport/24248806.sky-sports-new-efl-deal-impact-blackburn-fans/

I was beaten to my preview of the Bristol City game by our Headmaster Mr Drog. I apologise for my tardiness but my excuses are I was caught up in family issues 🙄 and the girlfriend tied me to the bed and then decided to go to Aldi thus leaving me exposed to the window cleaner who dropped his...

Here we go again. Another 6 pointer. Both teams will desperately be seeking a win for very different reasons. We will also see the return of Ben ‘5 minutes effort’ Rothwell and of course red hot (not quite as hot as our Sammie) Adam Armstrong. If Rovers sit back as they did when we played at...

I am not looking forward to this. Rovers will be driving to the bleak North in the Waggoty Bus this coming April Fools Day to make clowns of themselves. Led off field by John Useless and on field by Dom Hymen the Rovers must not come out of this looking like a bunch of Fanny’s. I have hummed...

This weekend sees the Waggoty bus ending its way up to the land of the Mogga, the mighty Middlesbrough. I have decided to give the Rovers ticket office a tinkle (not before 11am in case I wake them from their slumbers) and buy a ticket for this so so important match. Both teams have problems...

Rovers are imploding before our very eyes. Looking at the table after last night’s results tells us why a Rovers win is imperative. I predict a 2-0 win to Plymouth. Can the Hindu gods save us. Let’s hope out goalkeeper grows extra arms. Will we see any chick chicks on the pitch? 🐔🐔

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I write this wee preview after just hearing that the divisive prick George Galloway has just won the Rochdale by-election. Apparently the turn out was about 5% and many of those who bothered to vote did so multiple times. It is events like this that make me ashamed to be British; we have the...

The bus rolls on down to South Wales. Normally the team would have flown to the likes of Cardiff, Swansea, Norwich and Southampton however in order to save the planet, or more likely a few £££ the team will be boarding the new ‘Waggotty Bus’ down to the green valleys of South Wales. Rovers New...

Preston bound on Saturday against a team where our luck seems to always run out. They must be the luckiest team in the nation when they play us. I just hope Eustce fires our players up for this game in the same way that the Preston manager bloke does. JDT seemed incapable of doing so. I...

In case anybody forgot due to focusing on the Circus performing down the road at Ewood and Brockhall we have a game tomorrow. For your information we play Stoke. Will we get a new manager ‘kick - on’? Will we play the same old sh!te? Are the fans revolting? Will the chickens come home to...

Just a quick reminder that we have a football match at Ewood this weekend and a bloody important one. Rovers need to pull themselves away from a relegation dogfight and this is the ideal opportunity to show our X rated bully boy credentials. We will of course be without our midfield schnauzer...

2024 has not yet been kind to Rovers. December 2023 was bad enough and now the pressure is on JDT to get his players to deliver* on the pitch, GB to deliver in the transfer window, and SW and the Venkoids to stump up some cash - whoops I just remembered they can’t 😂😂😂!! This has rapidly...

The games are coming fast and furious, sadly our players are slow and ponderous. As you settle down to watch the game against the Boggies I will be siting down to yet another cruise meal lubricated by vast amounts of Barolo. Yes it is the annual cruise to catch some sun while 95% of the UK...

On Saturday Cambridge United are welcomed to ‘Fortress Ewood’ and will no doubt be the latest team to feel the wrath of our magical strike force. Saturday is also ‘Digital Day’ and all tickets sold with either have to be loaded to your mobile phone or, in true green hypocritical fashion, they...

Monday beckons and Ewood Park is destined to be a very wet and desolate place. The weather forecast is atrocious and a slightly over 1/4 full stadium could well also be a very lonely place for our Head Coach Driver Jon DHL Thomason. Rovers go into this game at 46 gpm* whilst Rotherham are...

The end of the World year is nigh. Many Rovers fans have been collectively slashing their buttocks after the Boxing Day defeat at Huddersfield. Tomorrow evening in a wet, dreary, manky, scummy Hull (all the same adjectives I would use to describe Blackburn) it is the battle of the titans. It...