Barmitzvah Boy
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On Saturday Cambridge United are welcomed to ‘Fortress Ewood’ and will no doubt be the latest team to feel the wrath of our magical strike force.
Saturday is also ‘Digital Day’ and all tickets sold with either have to be loaded to your mobile phone or, in true green hypocritical fashion, they will have to be printed off at home. One supporter was telling me that he has an old fashioned mobile that only allows you to make calls and do basic texting, he was not prepared to attend unless the naughty Rovers would sell him a paper ticket. I then pointed out that his message was via WhatsApp and he could therefore download a ticket - some of our fans don’t half find any old excuse to moan and complain.
Just wait until the above moaning Minnie wants to buy a pie on Saturday
Little does he know but Rovers are going the full hog and are unplugging the pie ovens and are instead investing in state of the art ‘Ugandan Clay Ovens’. Not only will you get an an environmentally friendly pie (wrapped not in plastic but a banana leaf airfreighted from Trinidad) but the authentic aroma of elephant droppings.
THE NEWLY REFURBISHED JACK WALKER UPPER KITCHENS
BUSHMEAT BURGER SPECIAL
Now your tastebuds have been watered in anticipation for Saturday’s game you should cast your mind towards the fare on offer (offal?) on the pitch. Will Travis get a game or is he off? Will JDT bring in some of his young warriors? Will Rovers give Cambridge a good old spit roasting?
Cambridge and Blackburn do of course have much in common. Blackburn has the stunning River Blakewater meandering through the centre of our fair town while Cambridge only just comes up short with its own River Cam.
THE STUNNING RIVER BLAKEWATER - THE PRIDE OF LANCASHIRE
THE FAIRLY NICE RIVER CAM BEHIND A CAMBRIDGE GRADE 1 LISTED MILL BUILDING
This game is going to be a right old battle royale. I have mustered all my mystic powers to come up with a measured 6-0 win for Rovers.
Saturday is also ‘Digital Day’ and all tickets sold with either have to be loaded to your mobile phone or, in true green hypocritical fashion, they will have to be printed off at home. One supporter was telling me that he has an old fashioned mobile that only allows you to make calls and do basic texting, he was not prepared to attend unless the naughty Rovers would sell him a paper ticket. I then pointed out that his message was via WhatsApp and he could therefore download a ticket - some of our fans don’t half find any old excuse to moan and complain.
Just wait until the above moaning Minnie wants to buy a pie on Saturday
Little does he know but Rovers are going the full hog and are unplugging the pie ovens and are instead investing in state of the art ‘Ugandan Clay Ovens’. Not only will you get an an environmentally friendly pie (wrapped not in plastic but a banana leaf airfreighted from Trinidad) but the authentic aroma of elephant droppings.THE NEWLY REFURBISHED JACK WALKER UPPER KITCHENS
BUSHMEAT BURGER SPECIAL
Now your tastebuds have been watered in anticipation for Saturday’s game you should cast your mind towards the fare on offer (offal?) on the pitch. Will Travis get a game or is he off? Will JDT bring in some of his young warriors? Will Rovers give Cambridge a good old spit roasting?
Cambridge and Blackburn do of course have much in common. Blackburn has the stunning River Blakewater meandering through the centre of our fair town while Cambridge only just comes up short with its own River Cam.
THE STUNNING RIVER BLAKEWATER - THE PRIDE OF LANCASHIRE
THE FAIRLY NICE RIVER CAM BEHIND A CAMBRIDGE GRADE 1 LISTED MILL BUILDING
This game is going to be a right old battle royale. I have mustered all my mystic powers to come up with a measured 6-0 win for Rovers.
