Barmitzvah Boy
Global winner of the 2021 Christmas Quiz 👊🤩🤩
The penultimate game of this season is the ultimate squeaky bum time game.
We all know that Rovers are at present bar a couple of surprise wins at Sunderland and Leeds. I have sent an email to the powers that be at Ewood Park as follows:
Dear Steve Wagtail,
I write on behalf of the sensible wing of Rovers support base. I would be underestimating our concerns if I did not convey the message that we are pooing ourselves. We have had a vote at our clubhouse and the three of us would like to ask you to see if you can fix the game versus Coventry by offering the referee a well cooked John Bull, Chips and Peas as a pre-match meal. He will love it but he may well spend the second half with buttocks clenched waiting to drop the most enormous shit. You could win him over and clench the deal by offering him a Mens Tena at half time.
Thank you for being a great leader.
Regards
Sir Keith Starmer, Mark Menzies and Jeremy Thorpe
BB is hitting the bottom with his predictions at present, bar Leeds away. The prediction this weekend is Rovers 2 v Coventry 3. Rovers will toss the game way with Pears throwing the ball into his own net.