Jilted John (Mcdonnell)
I've been going out with a girl,
her name is Nugee
But last night she said to me,
when we were on the telly
(This is what she said)
She said listen John,
I love you
But there's this bloke, I fancy
I don't want to two time you,
so it's the end for you and me
Who's this bloke I asked her
Coooooorbyn, she replied
Not THAT puff, I said dismayed
Yes but he's no puff she cried
I was so upset that I cried,
all the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Corbyn,
standing at the bus stop
(And guess who was with him? Yeah, Lady Nugee, and they were both laughing at me)
Oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for Corbyn
Just cos he's a better groomer than me
He thinks that he's cool and trendy
But I know he's a moron, Corbyn is a moron
Corbyn is a moron, CORBYN IS A MORON!!
Here we go, two three four…..
Oh she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah
(I ought to smash his face in.)
(Yeah, but he's bigger than me. In't he?)
(I know, I'll get Putin to hit him. He'd nuke him)
(Yeah but Putin's a mate of Corbyn's in'e?)
(Oh well, I don't care)
But I know he's a moron, Corbyn is a moron
Corbyn is a moron, CORBYN IS A MORON!!