I remember you saying exactly that on another football website in a parallel universe.Why do advertisers keep recruiting the dreadful Brian Blessed for their TV ads? His voice does my bloody head in!
No what I would do is pick it up and follow them home. Then I would return a short time later and post it through their letter box with a note saying “ I think you dropped this. “This:
people who take their dogs for walkies and let them crap in front of my place AND DON'T PICK UP THEIR DOGS SHIT and take it home.
I was kind tonight, I put it in the street gutter, I usually put it in the middle of the path.
Subway?They did, Drog, there's a "subbie" over the road, isn't there?
You know who, don't you?Oh I've no idea. Whose that?
I presume you meant they were standing in front of you?People with zero awareness of personal space. Been Haydock races and Old Trafford cricket recently and on both occasions (in the concourse areas) had idiots stood behind me drinking with mates and slowly edging backwards so they're literally touching me.
I mean what the hell is that? Its so awkward to know what to do. Stick an elbow in their back, turn round and say "Can you stop backing into me please?". Absolute morons. I find it hard to fathom how anyone can NOT believe in evolution when there's so many missing links around.