Accrington

[Drog]

Crematoriums must double as power stations so that the gas does not go to waste. If it's hot enough bodies will act as fuel.

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Crematoriums must double as power stations so that the gas does not go to waste. If it's hot enough bodies will act as fuel.

Sorted then!

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Crematoriums must double as power stations so that the gas does not go to waste. If it's hot enough bodies will act as fuel.

The key is to have a continuous supply of bodies to make generation effective; you cannot keep turning power station on and off. What we need is a ‘Super Crematorium’ running 24/7. I am looking at this as a good business idea where it can to be sold on the basis that when you die you are putting something back without using the Earths resources.

Anyone else up for joining me on a new business venture. ‘The Lancashire United Crematorium, Light & Power Company’……bringing forth life from death.

 

[Drog]

Precisely. It's completely possible too cos we've already done it. When BSE was ravaging the national cattle herd all the dead animals were burnt in power stations etc. Ribble cement at Clitheroe used kibbled car tyres, coal and meat and bone meal in the kiln at that time.