Barmitzvah Boy
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Sadly / gladly (please delete as appropriate) I will not be able to watch this game on Saturday due to a prior engagement. That will be £10 saved and I will have the pleasure of ‘Blue’ Kate’s company in a well known car park close to Pennington Flash. If you get there for 3:15pm you should get a cracking photograph.
Apart from being top of the Championship Northwich play in a sickly colour combination of yellow and green, or limes and lemons as their owner and kitchen skivvy Delia Smith likes to refer to. These colours mean much more to me and our fellow MB member Rovers95 🥸
My alma mater was Wellfield Special School in Leyland, a school specialising in hard knocks and dumb teachers. If kids think it is hard today were they ever beaten with rulers or hung upside down from the school railings whist being pelted with rubbish? Our school tie was a fine shade of lime and lemons but only for a couple of weeks of the first term. After a few good dollops of semolina and jam, sponge and brown custard, being set on fire with a Bunsen Burner by Rovers95, and being used to tie a snotty kid to the railings it soon being a fine colour of septic tank sludge brown (‘Sludge Brown’ a new colour by Crown - they do a scratch and sniff version as well....beautiful and atmospheric).
THE OLD SCHOOL TIE
School was a fun place and geography field trips were the best with us often using it as an excuse to have a couple of bottles of home brew on the back seat and then fight over Julie M******on for a snog. I wonder why
JULIE M
I recall with affection times like the school disco and the class photograph day. At the disco the girls wanted Donny Osmond and we wanted Slade. If I had been a bit more mature I would have ‘connected’ with the fairer sex by expressing my love for ‘Puppy Love’ and learning all the words but instead I opted for ‘Cum on Feel the Noize’.
THE ALTERNATIVE NAUGHTY BOYS SCHOOL PHOTO
THE WELLFIELD SCHOOL PRANCE
SLADE oi oi oi oi
I do recall going all the way to Northwich to watch Rovers then realised I should have been at Norwich in Norfolk rather than Northwich in Cheshire. Don’t worry, I will not get them mixed up again
Norwich have a couple of famous fans. Firstly of course there is the culinary goddess Delia Smith. Delia is far from being a frump albeit she has had few challenges recently with her chain of sit-in chippies having to close due to Covid. She has however diversified and has recently started to model ‘battery powered objects’ for Ann Summers; here is an image of the cheeky mare practising pre match and on the pitch as well....tut tut.
DELIA AT WORK
Another famous fan of course is Stephen Fry. I did not think his image would be of interest so here instead is one of his housekeeper picking up crumbs off the floor.
I believe that Mowbray will have a trick up his sleeve for this game and may pull off a surprise result. I hear on the Ewood grapevine that he is thinking of smuggling on a 12th player hoping no one will notice. Mind you if he played a team of 15 it probably would not make any difference. I am going for a 2-0 shock win for Rovers with Armstrong scoring all three of our goals.
I told our Kate about the Wellfield experience and how we used to make use of the bike sheds after school. She is really interested in the retro experience and readily offered for me to cover her breasts in chocolate blancmange as long as I wear my Doc Martin’s whilst we are entwined. She was very very naughty and turned up in yellow dress and green smalls. I was not impressed and told her to apply the blancmange herself. Luckily she apologised and also had time to predict a 2-2 draw.
‘BLUE’ KATE in yellow
Enjoy the game....thankfully the season will soon be over.
Finally did you ever hear the story about Charlie Polanski and the Fokker-Wolfs
. Please forward this clip to Ursula Von Trappe at the European Commission.
View attachment 01A37558-D281-47C8-B54E-BFD31BC04EC0.MP4
Apart from being top of the Championship Northwich play in a sickly colour combination of yellow and green, or limes and lemons as their owner and kitchen skivvy Delia Smith likes to refer to. These colours mean much more to me and our fellow MB member Rovers95 🥸
My alma mater was Wellfield Special School in Leyland, a school specialising in hard knocks and dumb teachers. If kids think it is hard today were they ever beaten with rulers or hung upside down from the school railings whist being pelted with rubbish? Our school tie was a fine shade of lime and lemons but only for a couple of weeks of the first term. After a few good dollops of semolina and jam, sponge and brown custard, being set on fire with a Bunsen Burner by Rovers95, and being used to tie a snotty kid to the railings it soon being a fine colour of septic tank sludge brown (‘Sludge Brown’ a new colour by Crown - they do a scratch and sniff version as well....beautiful and atmospheric).
THE OLD SCHOOL TIE
School was a fun place and geography field trips were the best with us often using it as an excuse to have a couple of bottles of home brew on the back seat and then fight over Julie M******on for a snog. I wonder why
JULIE M
I recall with affection times like the school disco and the class photograph day. At the disco the girls wanted Donny Osmond and we wanted Slade. If I had been a bit more mature I would have ‘connected’ with the fairer sex by expressing my love for ‘Puppy Love’ and learning all the words but instead I opted for ‘Cum on Feel the Noize’.
THE ALTERNATIVE NAUGHTY BOYS SCHOOL PHOTO
THE WELLFIELD SCHOOL PRANCE
SLADE oi oi oi oi
I do recall going all the way to Northwich to watch Rovers then realised I should have been at Norwich in Norfolk rather than Northwich in Cheshire. Don’t worry, I will not get them mixed up again
Norwich have a couple of famous fans. Firstly of course there is the culinary goddess Delia Smith. Delia is far from being a frump albeit she has had few challenges recently with her chain of sit-in chippies having to close due to Covid. She has however diversified and has recently started to model ‘battery powered objects’ for Ann Summers; here is an image of the cheeky mare practising pre match and on the pitch as well....tut tut.
DELIA AT WORK
Another famous fan of course is Stephen Fry. I did not think his image would be of interest so here instead is one of his housekeeper picking up crumbs off the floor.
I believe that Mowbray will have a trick up his sleeve for this game and may pull off a surprise result. I hear on the Ewood grapevine that he is thinking of smuggling on a 12th player hoping no one will notice. Mind you if he played a team of 15 it probably would not make any difference. I am going for a 2-0 shock win for Rovers with Armstrong scoring all three of our goals.
I told our Kate about the Wellfield experience and how we used to make use of the bike sheds after school. She is really interested in the retro experience and readily offered for me to cover her breasts in chocolate blancmange as long as I wear my Doc Martin’s whilst we are entwined. She was very very naughty and turned up in yellow dress and green smalls. I was not impressed and told her to apply the blancmange herself. Luckily she apologised and also had time to predict a 2-2 draw.
‘BLUE’ KATE in yellow
Enjoy the game....thankfully the season will soon be over.
Finally did you ever hear the story about Charlie Polanski and the Fokker-Wolfs
. Please forward this clip to Ursula Von Trappe at the European Commission. View attachment 01A37558-D281-47C8-B54E-BFD31BC04EC0.MP4
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