Pin Up / Mascot 2022/23

[Alan]

You have who you want. I'm faithful to our Kate.

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

I bet she doesn't look like that in the morning when she's getting her teeth out of the steradent glass.

Actually she does.

 

[Drog]

Got to be Vorderman.
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Best not allow her to go into a rose garden!

 

[Drog]

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I've read her husbands having a covid re-lapse and has been re-admitted to hospital.

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

I bet she doesn't look like that in the morning when she's getting her teeth out of the steradent glass.

Naw, she has ‘Turkish Teeth’.*

'Turkey teeth' trend leaves Brits with 'serious dental issues'

The latest cosmetic trend involves flying abroad to countries like Turkey to get cut-price veneers or crowns fitted in a bid to get a 'Hollywood smile' but some are left with very painful complications.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Even BBD has them:



* I know a guy who had ‘Turkish Teeth’ done two months ago. He looks ridiculous - they glow in the dark, all he needs now is a ‘Trump Tan’ to match his ridiculous mouth.

 

[Drog]

plus a ridiculous blonde comb over.

 

[Drog]

Why do Tories have such ridiculously false hair styles?

Here's another two whom we are more familiar with .....




and yet another cupid stunt....





Try as they might they don't even come close to the original..........

 

[Drog]

However there's and exception to every rule. Unruly blond hair, fit as fire and a Tory politician to boot! She certainly would have got my vote for PM ...