It is Ms Pink.
I expect a few Essex girl jokes on here as we approach the big kick off.
Q. What's the difference between a Walrus and an Essex Girl?
A. One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus.
Q. Whats the difference between an Essex man & an Essex girl ?
A. The Essex girl has a higher sperm count !
Q. What does an Essex girl say after having sex ?
A. What team do you guys play for !
Q. Whats the difference between Gorbachev and an Essex girl ?
A. Gorby knows the names of the eight people that f**ked him !
Q. What do Essex girls use for protection during sex?
A. Bus Shelters.
Q. How does an Essex girl turn the light out after sex?
A. She shuts the Cortina's door.
Q. How do you make an Essex girl's eyes sparkle?
A. Shine a torch into her ear...
Q. How can you tell if an Essex girl is having a bad day?
A. Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Q. Why does an Essex girl wear knickers?
A. To keep her ankles warm.
Q. Whats the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board ?
A. Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.
Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and the titanic ?
A. You know how many men went down on the titanic.
Q. What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl?
A. A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q. Why is an Essex girl like an old washing machine?
A. They both drip when f**cked.
Q. Why do Essex girls use tampons with long strings?
A. So the crabs can go bungy jumping..........
Q. How do you know when an Essex girl's has an orgasm?
A. She drops her bag of chips.
Q. What does an Essex girl do with her cunt after sex?
A. She takes him down the pub.
Q. What do an Essex girl and President Gorbachev have in common?
A. They both get f**ked by eight men while on holiday.
Q. How many Essex girls does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
A. Five. One to stir the mixture and four to peel the smarties.
Q. What's the similarity between an Essex girl and a dog's turd?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up!
Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A. You can dump your load in a washing machine without it following you around whining for a week.
Q. Why are Essex girls only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
Q. Whats the similarity between Essex girls and carpenters
A: They both have saws in their box
Q. What do you call an Essex girl with an IQ of 150?
A. Basildon
Q. What does and Essex girl say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
A. Is it mine?
Q. Why was the Essex girl so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18 months?
A. Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years"
Q. How do you make an Essex girl laugh on a Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on a Wednesday
Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
Q. Why does an Essex girl drool?
A. Because she is full.
Q. How do you tell when an Essex girl is having her period?
A. She's only wearing one sock.
Q. What's the difference between a computer and an Essex girl?
A. You only have to punch information once into a computer.
Q. What does the label in an Essex girls knickers say ?
A. NEXT !
I am looking forward to this game. 3 of us going by car and booking our tickets via the excellent new 1875 Club.
