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Sunderland v Rovers: 1st April 2024

Barmitzvah Boy

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I am not looking forward to this.

Rovers will be driving to the bleak North in the Waggoty Bus this coming April Fools Day to make clowns of themselves. Led off field by John Useless and on field by Dom Hymen the Rovers must not come out of this looking like a bunch of Fanny’s. I have hummed and hurumped at the thought of going up to the North East but my snow shoes have sprung a leak and my Macintosh and galoshes have gone missing.

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I fear the worst albeit this is a defence mechanism to stop my suicidal thoughts at all things related to Rovers. We are presently on our worse ever streak as to the number of wins with 1 (yes one) in the last 18; at least we may break one record this season 🫣

As Rovers tumble towards yet another defeat this coming Monday and the trapdoor towards League 1 I will instead be having fun licking out my septic tank. Yes…..this season really is shit.

I predict 4-0 to Sunderland.

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Drog

Administrator
Staff member
April Fools day too!😳
 

Husky

Senior Member
Sunderland are pretty shite and they have nothing to play for.

Imagine how boring it must be to be a fan of a team whose season was over in March.

We should at least get a point off this lot. 1-1.
 

Dunnfc

Senior Member
Would go;

Pears

JRC Carter Wharton Pickering

Ayari Tronstad

Dolan SS Gilsenan

Gally if fit or Telalovic
 

Dunnfc

Senior Member
I for one hope Dacky gets a terrific welcome by our fans. We would never have got promoted and consolidated back at this level without his contributions and it's so sad t see injuries end his career in this way.

He'd have been a better bet than Fleck in January back on loan to give us some energy and charisma about the place.
 

Drog

Administrator
Staff member
Would go;

Pears

JRC Carter Wharton Pickering

Ayari Tronstad

Dolan SS Gilsenan

Gally if fit or Telalovic
No room for Hedges? He was some people's MoM v Ipswich.

btw Dack is on 18k pw at Sunderland! That's a lot for a crock. We dodged a bullet there.
 

Dunnfc

Senior Member
No room for Hedges? He was some people's MoM v Ipswich. Plus we need some pace which Gilsenan would bring.

btw Dack is on 18k pw at Sunderland! That's a lot for a crock. We dodged a bullet there.
Hedges motm? I thought he was better the game before. Thought he lost the ball and seemed off the pace against Ipswich.

That’s a myth. He’s on less than 10k. He’s on a years contract too.
 

Old Darwen Blue

Prediction Champion 2021 & 2022
I’ll go 1-1. That’s as optimistic as it gets for me now sadly.
 

Drog

Administrator
Staff member
Hedges motm? I thought he was better the game before. Thought he lost the ball and seemed off the pace against Ipswich.

That’s a myth. He’s on less than 10k. He’s on a years contract too.
I know it's not kosher but it's accepted on the Sland mboards.
 

Barmitzvah Boy

Global winner of the 2021 Christmas Quiz 👊🤩🤩
JRC has reached agreement to leave and join Sheff Weds at the end of this season. I can’t see him risking injury in the next 7 games.
 

Alan

Administrator
Staff member
JRC has reached agreement to leave and join Sheff Weds at the end of this season. I can’t see him risking injury in the next 7 games.
Why the hell is that? He’s one of our best players. Who the heck will we have next season
 
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