Barmitzvah Boy
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How come we are always away on Boxing Day; the chance of a bumper Boxing Day crowd never seems to materialise for Rovers. Even worse we have a 12:30 kick off to keep the wallahs on Sky TV happy. I cannot for the life of me work out why Sky would want to show such a crap team like Rovers yet again; yes we may well be in 3rd place but Rovers are dreadful to watch and play mostly unattractive insipid football. Perhaps the reason we are on’t telly is the clash of those managerial titans Tony Moobray and John ‘Smurf’ Thomasson.
Gary Bowyer apart the likes of Tony Moonbug and Smurf Thomasson must rank as two of the most boring managers ever to step foot in Brockhall and Ewood. They even spout the same claptrap.
Tony ‘Mr Motivator’ Moocow:
John ‘The Smurf’ Thomasson
I feel ever so sorry for our fans given the 12:30 kick off. I am off to the game myself and in preparation for the journey I have decided to take it easy on Christmas Day. We have decided to have a theme this Christmas and instead of the usual ‘turkey and tinsel’ event the BB household are turning up the heating and going minimalist.
BB Family Get Together
BB’s Christmas Eve Stocking Filler
I am leaving early to trek up to the cold, dank, miserable North East. I will be the one in the Santa outfit carrying my old mucker Carol over my shoulder. We have even booked the Sunderland Premier Inn for a bit of post- match rest and relaxation; we doubt we will get any entertainment from from the Rovers players so we will have to make our own fun.
BB Humps Carol All The Way To Sunderland
I am keeping the pressies to a minimum this year. The missus is getting a chocolate log and girlfriend Carol is getting a chocolate Santa to keep her quiet.
Carol Has A Santa To Munch On:
The game will be a challenge for the Rovers. Training will take place at Ewood late Christmas Day afternoon followed by a coach journey up to Sunderland. I hear from a Club source that the team may also be stopping in the Premier Inn and I have already been asked to keep the noise down in case the players get jealous at the sound of us playing Naked Twister.
Naked Twister In Sunderland:
It is a real challenge predicting who will get the upper hand in this match. Will it be ‘Tinkerman’ Moonpig or will it be The Smurf? My prediction is a tight contest resulting in a 4-0 win for Sunderland and BB getting banned for life from every Premier Inn in the UK and The Smurf reminding us all the we are on a journey and fans should be patient for the next 27 transfer windows.
Just one final point to mull over is that at this point last season Rovers were on 42 points with a goal difference of +14
Love & kisses at Christmas
and Happy Holidays to all my loyal followers. 
Gary Bowyer apart the likes of Tony Moonbug and Smurf Thomasson must rank as two of the most boring managers ever to step foot in Brockhall and Ewood. They even spout the same claptrap.
Tony ‘Mr Motivator’ Moocow:
John ‘The Smurf’ Thomasson
I feel ever so sorry for our fans given the 12:30 kick off. I am off to the game myself and in preparation for the journey I have decided to take it easy on Christmas Day. We have decided to have a theme this Christmas and instead of the usual ‘turkey and tinsel’ event the BB household are turning up the heating and going minimalist.
BB Family Get Together
BB’s Christmas Eve Stocking Filler
I am leaving early to trek up to the cold, dank, miserable North East. I will be the one in the Santa outfit carrying my old mucker Carol over my shoulder. We have even booked the Sunderland Premier Inn for a bit of post- match rest and relaxation; we doubt we will get any entertainment from from the Rovers players so we will have to make our own fun.
BB Humps Carol All The Way To Sunderland
I am keeping the pressies to a minimum this year. The missus is getting a chocolate log and girlfriend Carol is getting a chocolate Santa to keep her quiet.
Carol Has A Santa To Munch On:
The game will be a challenge for the Rovers. Training will take place at Ewood late Christmas Day afternoon followed by a coach journey up to Sunderland. I hear from a Club source that the team may also be stopping in the Premier Inn and I have already been asked to keep the noise down in case the players get jealous at the sound of us playing Naked Twister.
Naked Twister In Sunderland:
It is a real challenge predicting who will get the upper hand in this match. Will it be ‘Tinkerman’ Moonpig or will it be The Smurf? My prediction is a tight contest resulting in a 4-0 win for Sunderland and BB getting banned for life from every Premier Inn in the UK and The Smurf reminding us all the we are on a journey and fans should be patient for the next 27 transfer windows.
Just one final point to mull over is that at this point last season Rovers were on 42 points with a goal difference of +14
Love & kisses at Christmas
and Happy Holidays to all my loyal followers.
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