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Vinjay

Senior Member
"I'm just really fed up with the PC and 'customer is always right' type of argument.

"The customer isn't always right and we're not always right but there must be a level playing field and we have got to treat each other with respect.

"But if they go too far then it's only fair we should correct them if they have something wrong."

Exactly my feelings. Dealing with customers and the general public is my idea of hell. That said this kind of approach isn't one that's guaranteed to fail. Look at much bigger businesses like Ryanair where the Chief Exec has been known to insult customers. I think he may have toned it down a bit but it didn't really hurt to begin with.
 

chor808

Senior Member
You act surprised. Guys will get fed up of chasing tail if they can just buy a sexbot. Just watch out for those machine gun jubblies!
There was some women on the radio the other day calling for wolf whistling to be made a hate crime, also she said that a man asking for a women's number was offensive and should be banned. Buy shares in sexbot firms now!
 

Drog

Administrator
Staff member
No idea what they cost but I've a feeling that we'll be a lot richer!
 

Drog

Administrator
Staff member
Some clever AI developer will give them the ability to answer back and spoil the whole caboodle
AI? Is that Artificial intelligence OR Artificial insemination?
 

Drog

Administrator
Staff member
Surely this plonker should have been left to expire in the interests of cleaning up the gene pool a little?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-eng...prankster-defends-cementing-head-in-microwave
Comments on the NEWS this morning says that there's serious money to be made on youtube for this sort of sh1t ket and that is his most likely intention. If that is the case then the freeing charge should be calculated x10. The comic value runs out when one considers that some poor bugger elsewhere could have died (or even might have died) whilst the emergency services were freeing that knob's cranium.
Best answer would be either find a plug socket and switch it on or employ the use of a sledgehammer. I prefer the former as cremation charges would be avoided.
 

Drog

Administrator
Staff member
I think rudimentary prototypes for those have been out for some time!
 
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