WACKY NEWS THREAD

[Drog]

Hmmm.... I might try some but I certainly won't be eating them!

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Hmmm.... I might try some but I certainly won't be eating them!

I prefer savoury……cheese

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Do they smell of fish?

 

[Drog]

No cos there is only two things that smell of fish.... and fish is one of them.

 

[OnlyOneTugay]

Man who brought dead uncle to post office to collect pension insists 'I'm no eejit'

Declan Haughney, 40, says he didn't realise Peadar Doyle, 66, was dead when he and another man took him on a five-minute walk from their house to the post office in Carlow, to collect his pension last Friday morning

www.gbnews.uk

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Man who brought dead uncle to post office to collect pension insists 'I'm no eejit'

Declan Haughney, 40, says he didn't realise Peadar Doyle, 66, was dead when he and another man took him on a five-minute walk from their house to the post office in Carlow, to collect his pension last Friday morning

www.gbnews.uk

What a read. They dropped him and ran away when challenged by shop staff.

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

Difficult to comprehend

'Absolutely extraordinary' lightning bolt stretched across 477 miles - setting new record

The lightning bolt extended 477.2 miles across Texas, Louisiana and Mississippi in April 2020, the World Meteorological Organisation (WMO) said.

news.sky.com

 

[Drog]

I bet there was an almighty bang soon after.

 

[Drog]

Crocodile with tyre around neck freed after six years - BBC News

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

Get to the bank quick!!

Northern Powergrid sorry for Storm Arwen trillion pound compensation error

Customers hit by power cuts in Storm Arwen erroneously received cheques for trillions of pounds.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

One for all you electricians out there……