Old Darwen Blue
Prediction Champion 2021 & 2022
True that.
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NEXT GAME:Leicester City FC
Saturday 4th May 2024
Kick off 12.30 pm
Kingpower Stadium
Championship
Barmitzvah Boy
Global winner of the 2021 Christmas Quiz 👊🤩🤩
He ‘tripped’ and finished up with munitions up his arse 
www.lancs.live
Bomb squad rush to A&E after WW2 mortar gets stuck up man's bottom
The patient allegedly “slipped and fell” on the armour-piercing projectile taken from his private arsenal of military collectables
Wilpshire Blue
Senior Member
On me head, son 
'I balanced a Mini on my head'
A head balancer wants to break his 100th world record before retirement.
www.bbc.co.uk
davebirch
Senior Member
More than 40 camels disqualified from a beauty pageant over Botox injections
Authorities say breeders were trying to cheat by using hormones and lip fillers to boost the appearance of contestants in the Saudi camel festival.
www.abc.net.au
Wilpshire Blue
Senior Member
"All you can eat" isn't always a good thing...
www.gbnews.uk
Fat squirrel rescued from bird feeder labelled 'greedy boy' by RSPCA
The RSPCA officer said: 'This greedy boy must have gone in - even though this is a squirrel-proof feeder - and obviously he had such a good feed he got wedged and was unable to exit.'
www.gbnews.uk
davebirch
Senior Member
Polly's getting pickled: Parrots getting drunk after eating fallen, fermenting mangoes
It is the end of the mango season and fallen fruit is fermenting in the Kimberley sun, resulting in a boozy — but potentially fatal — treat for the local wildlife.
www.abc.net.au
Wilpshire Blue
Senior Member
Another "all you can eat" specialist
www.gbnews.uk
‘Greedy’ badger rescued from compost bin by RSPCA after hunting for food
'His belly was a little bigger than anticipated so the greedy chap soon realised he was stuck inside'
www.gbnews.uk
Weird story.
France's Bogdanoff TV twins die of Covid six days apart
Grichka and Igor Bogdanoff had hosted a TV science and science-fiction show in the 1980s.
www.bbc.co.uk
Wilpshire Blue
Senior Member
A close call 
news.sky.com
Pilot pulled free from crashed plane by police in Los Angeles seconds before it is hit by train
The Cessna, which lost power and crashed on railroad tracks, was smashed to pieces with debris flying everywhere after a high-speed train crashed into it.
news.sky.com
Wouldn't one think that the first action of the police would have been to alert the railway company to stop all trains?
On second thoughts maybe they tried but like just about everywhere else in the modern age no one picked the phones up? That relatively recent facet of our modern world is just totally shocking.... and completely ignorant!
On second thoughts maybe they tried but like just about everywhere else in the modern age no one picked the phones up? That relatively recent facet of our modern world is just totally shocking.... and completely ignorant!
Wilpshire Blue
Senior Member
"if you want to stop a speeding train from hitting someone, press 5"
'Miracle' fruit with Allah in Arabic cut during remembrance event at mosque
Visitors attending a gathering to commemorate the death of a much-loved Blackburn businessman witnessed a ‘miracle’ fruit.
Usual corner shop 'past it's sell by date' food claimed to have been autographed by allah.
Btw can they not put a shilling in the meter? They're all sat there with their anoraks on!
I bet they cant wait to get home.
Wilpshire Blue
Senior Member
Like something from Father Ted
www.gbnews.uk
Body of elderly man ‘taken to post office and attempt made to claim pension’
Local residents are said to be 'in shock'
www.gbnews.uk
Barmitzvah Boy
Global winner of the 2021 Christmas Quiz 👊🤩🤩
This is one shop I will not be going into in Clit-eroe. Unless it is to buy the penis shaped ones 
www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk
The above are hand finished with love by finger
East Lancs bakery launch ‘vagina doughnuts’ - and celebs are raving about them
Doe Bakehouse’s new ‘Vulva-Nut’ is a strawberry glazed doughnut which looks exactly like a vagina.
The above are hand finished with love by finger
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