WACKY NEWS THREAD

[Barmitzvah Boy]

"My cargo isn't dangerous but if they are following a petrol tanker, their training is to call the police if they think they're being followed," he said.”

I must admit I never knew that.

And me but it makes sense.

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

Be interesting to see this guy go through the airport security detectors

Kilogram of nails, screws and knives removed from man's stomach

The man had begun swallowing metal objects after quitting alcohol, doctors in Lithuania said.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[davebirch]

Jeez, They can't even recognise superman in Burnley:

Man wearing underpants over his jeans assaulted two people in pubs

A MAN launched two unprovoked attacks on people in two Burnley town centre pubs.

www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk

 

[Drog]

Mum, daughter and sister all share same husband to 'keep him happy'

Madi Brooks has revealed all about her open relationship with her husband as she disclosed that she shares her partner with her mum and even her sister as well.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

So what, that’s common practice in b***ley.

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Apparently this is true. It has been filmed whilst he was sunning himself naked on Ning Nang Bong Beach.

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

Be careful if you're out in the garden this weekend folks

Man 'splattered' with human waste after plane dumps toilet over his garden

Planes will typically store toilet sewage in special tanks on flight and will dispose of them once landed.

www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Be careful if you're out in the garden this weekend folks

Man 'splattered' with human waste after plane dumps toilet over his garden

Planes will typically store toilet sewage in special tanks on flight and will dispose of them once landed.

www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk

If at Ewood watch out for any flyovers.

 

[Drog]

This bit's weird.... "I know a number of incidents happen every year with frozen sewage from planes, but this wasn't frozen and his whole garden was splattered in a very unpleasant way."

Surely if it had been frozen he could have been killed or had his roof destroyed?

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Surely this is exactly what you need to do with a plastic sauce bottle. I least the label did not say stroke me quickly and aim at your partners face

Man outraged by Pizza Hut's 'sexualised' tomato ketchup label

He said the branding of 'shake, squeeze and squirt' was not 'innocent'

www.lancs.live

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Surely this is exactly what you need to do with a plastic sauce bottle. I least the label did not say stroke me quickly and aim at your partners face
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Man outraged by Pizza Hut's 'sexualised' tomato ketchup label

He said the branding of 'shake, squeeze and squirt' was not 'innocent'

www.lancs.live

That Adrian bloke clearly has issues.

 

[Drog]

Just what I was going to comment on. He needs to get a hobby.... and then a life! Mr Angry of Hull eh?

Angry of Mayfair - YouTube

 

[davebirch]

'Why I reunite dead cats with their owners'

Natalie Bennett helps people say goodbye to their pets after her own cat was dumped in landfill.

www.bbc.com

 

[Drog]

I wonder how many cats who live near busy roads actually die of old age?

 

[Alan]

I wonder how many cats who live near busy roads actually die of old age?

There's one that likes my garden that could do with a walk on a motorway!

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Shoot it. Hate cats

 

[Alan]

Shoot it. Hate cats

So do I but it's somebody's pet. I just wish they'd keep it in their own garden.

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

Wacky but very disturbing

Luton man left shocked as his house is ‘stolen’

A BBC investigation finds Mike Hall's identity was stolen and used to sell his house.

www.bbc.co.uk